King of Hide-and-go-Seek

Osama bin Laden

"They shot the King of Hide-and-go-Seek"

by Pussy-Fart September 6, 2017

My moon is slowly hiding her shine

You're taking a long time to reply

My moon is slowly hiding her shine, maybe I'm not that important.

by @cessprttyugh March 24, 2022

hide teh linux

A part of a phrase first used on iSONEWS when there is talk about federal or other organizations working against piracy. In a sense like the phrase "get your tinfoil hat" is being used.

THE FIBI(FBI) IS COMING!!! QUICK!!! HIDE TEH LINUX
The RIAA is here!!! Quick, hide teh linux!!111oneone

by Cloud002 January 27, 2007

Hideous Matching Disease

The inability to go out in public without matching belt to handbag to shoes to jewellery. Often using one very strong colour.
Normally only found in the female of the species and often comes on from about 20 years of age.
Sometimes called coming down with a case of the Clodagh's

She has the Hideous matching disease.

by C J F September 12, 2008

hide the salami

A euphemism for homosexual intercourse.

I caught Ace playing hide the salami with Gary.

by Artie D. May 1, 2006

hideous

a word used to descirbe anything/anybody which doesn't appeal to you, usually following a very drunken night and rounded off with a shudder.

1) i can't come round today, i feel hideous

(or more simply)

2) eugh...hideous

by me October 9, 2004

Hide A Geezer

The act of hiding a "wad" of come (male ejaculate) somewhere, usually in the home of someone else.

I got to his place 15 mins before him, so I had time to hide a geezer under his pillow.

by Mr Rios D December 5, 2012