headiness

1. A state of confusion, dizziness, or slight vertigo often after a acutely traumatic event.

2. Alcohol intoxication.

3. Bluntness, lacking tact, and stubborn.

Man, Ryan really experienced true headiness when I smacked him across his face with my fat cock.

by Shik February 3, 2005

Headington

One who likes to drink and get drunk. He is usually an ok friend, but sometimes scathing.

Yeah I got high with my main Headington last night.

by SirLawlaLot June 30, 2008

headies sex

As on the classic marijuana scale, sex that is decidedly The BEST.

01:30 +1: I'm positive, otherwise you need some stronger sex =)
01:31 n: i guess so. some of that headies sex?
01:32 +1: Just like that headies sex bathing in hash oil
01:35 +1: Just fucked up to the point you're effectively paralyzed, can't get up or do nothing =)

for reference
Marijuana Hierarchy:
1) Headies
2) Beasters
3) Mids
4) Schwag

by pais August 21, 2009

Headious nug

A small portion of mary jane aka pot ganja and grass. Commonly used in the middle of nowhere. used often to order chick nuggets, and to simply ask for some of dat good ass shit baby.

PLAYER:yo bitch you gots any headious nugs?
BITCH: nah playa
PLAYER: THEN SMD BICH

by theinfamousMIKE7 December 19, 2006

Speedy Handicap

A cartoon hero consisting of the traditional handicapped-symbol wheelchair, with assorted speed lines behind him and an underlined "MEH!?" in a speech-bubble.

Speedy Handicap is teh coolest!

by Flatland February 14, 2004

headies

good strain of marijuana. but if it's the best you can find then move to california

The cow says, "MOOO!"

headies

by cheesedick431 June 20, 2009

HandiCrapper

A disabled individual who is pissed off and mad at the world. Disgruntle towards non disabled people.

"you see that guy in the wheelchair run over that guys foot, yeah he looks like a HandiCrapper"

by 69man January 15, 2008