Red Herring

A girl's excuse to not engage in intercourse because she feels as if she might be getting her red tide soon. This is the equivalent of the logical fallacy.

Yeah dude we ended up having sex even though she attempted to give me the "red herring" excuse.

by My-Cole August 3, 2008

Dry heaving

When somethin stanky

*dry heaving cat*

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

Turtle Heading

When you lightly push your anus to see if what is coming is just a fart but then you realize it's actually a poop and the tip of the turd begins to come out just like a turtle sticks its head out of its shell to check its surroundings.

Emma: Damn I thought I just had to fart but when I was turtle heading I stained my underwear.
Emily: I told you not to push that hard, now we have to buy you new undies!

by Paytonglaser April 12, 2017

red herring

A term used to describe a guy/girl who you're going out with/fucking just to get over someone else you can't get.

Red herrings were often used to mislead hound dogs; the expression refers to something that is misleading.

Therefore - you try to convince yourself that you like someone (to mislead you/lead you away from the person you actually like), and call him/her your 'red herring'.

A: I'm so in love with him but he's dating someone :(
B: I'm so sorry :( what are you going to do?
A: I think I might go for Tony.
B: Tony? Why! Do you even like him?!
A: Nah, but he'll just be my red herring.

by QTπ94 August 31, 2012

heading south

while giving oral sex to your partner you start licking their asshole

she was heading south on me

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Pre-heating the Oven

For men: like sloppy seconds, except the girl you're about to bang was with another girl immediately before you. Opinion is divided about whether this improves or detracts from the quality of your subsequent experience.

Don't worry about it man! She was just in there with Crystal pre-heating the oven for you, go for it!

by xag February 13, 2011

helring

Supreme ruler of #babylon who rules with an iron fist.

Narthalion is only a puppet for the great Helring who controls the deposed pothead.

by supreme inquisitor April 19, 2008