Hank

A badass who never dies

Hank: doesn't just die

by Flroalro April 3, 2021

Hank

The hottest mf dilf to ever live. the father of connor (who's p much adopted) and Cole (whos dead)
very sexy lieutenant in the DPD (in dbh)

Hank: Connor? The fuck are you doing
Connor: Coming Lieutenant

by egglin8017 January 4, 2022

Hank Moody

A socially awkward person. Quit he/she’s job to play arma 3 and all he does is drive around with a 28 year old dude who thinks he’s a fox. Has a really annoying voice no one can stand likes to make his words really long so he seems smart.

Wow I feel so bad for that retarded kid licking that pole too bad he dosnt know better reminds me of hank moody.

by hankmoody123 April 21, 2018

stank on your hank

when a person with a vagina puts said vagina on your neck, therefore creating a stank (a smelly smell that sort of smells… smelly…) on the area that was covered with previously mentioned vagina

dude did you just get some?? you’ve got some stank on your hank.

I can smell the stank on your hank from all the way over here, you dirty dog.

by arytna February 25, 2023

Hank

An eccentrically cool guy, who hides an absolute anaconda in his pants.

Hey did you here that Hank hooked up with Aly last night? He’s so cool, heard his dicks huge too!

by Aly’sdiary November 23, 2021

Hank drunk

After drinking 2 Mike's Hard Lemonades, you become Hank Drunk.

Hank: Man, I am having a good time! Thanks for hosting the potluck.

John: Thanks for the appreciation, but I think you're just a little Hank drunk.

by SarahHeartsUnicorns March 14, 2018

Hank

Another name for a bitch

Guy 1: Dude you acting like a hank right now.
Guy2: Dude low-key fuck you

by Garre Storks September 14, 2016