gopher patch

the patch of skin behind the penis/vagina to the asshole, between the legs. Most commnly rubbed during intercourse or agitated by underwear.

I gotta get a new pair of thongs, these keep rubbing my gopher patch raw.

by Bigfut March 1, 2007

Gopher Punch

A sucker punch of odd circumstances. It's usually used to refer to someone who "popped out of nowhere" to hit someone. Recipients are usually stunned momentarily before the fight is over (through no act of the "gopher".) To attack someone randomly and without warning. Usually ends a fight.

Patches: *being choked by Vinni*
Vinni: *choking patches*
Mikey: *comes running up from across the street and gopher punches patches in the face, then runs off*
Vinni: What the fuck was that?!

by XPup Strafe October 16, 2009

Gopher

An almost extinct animal by means of not having adapted by evolution to become webfooted

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by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Goppers

A variant of Sreggop, an anti poggers moment.

"My mom's boyfriend won't let me spend the night."
"Goppers, bro."

by Darwin9000 November 12, 2020

goppers

gop/goppers is the antonym of "pog/poggers".
can be used as an exclamation, or as a descriptive word, exactly like "poggers" can; its just the negative version.

one could say, "aw man thats goppers, im sorry your pet lizard died"
or
he exclaimed "ugh, gop!" as he realized he just walked through a puddle, thouroughly moistening his socks.

by Professer Funnæy October 30, 2023

Gompers

Another way to descibe "Camel Toe"

Did you see the gompers on that babe?

by R Zimmerman May 9, 2005

gopher knobbin

The act of eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich on whole wheat bread while running backwards.

I was in a rush to get home but I was just handed a delicious pb&j on whole wheat so turned around to say thanks to the pb&j giver and before I knew it I was gopher knobbin.

by Dr. Rad February 18, 2011