A Gooner Goatee

You happen to find yourself in an all too familiar situation, Charlie ‘big balls’ Follon is squatting above you as you rest. You are awoken by a trembling queef, you proceed to service his batty ring, leaving you with a shit stain around your mouth, you have been given a gooner goatee!

“Sammy Dawbarn keeps coming downstairs with a gooner goatee, the cheeky bitch”

by Owen melling February 21, 2021

Gooner

A female's sex organs or vagina.

My gooner is sore from too much sex.

by Annie Badass April 27, 2006

gunner

(a) gunner is a person, thats a illa skate boarder, awesome boyfriend, and a gunner is super hottt..usually nice and laid back.
(a) gunner likes to have a good time..and party..gunner(s) usually have really great girlfriends..

Man-Hey look at that gunner!
girl2-Yeah hes mine..sorry
Man-I wish i was like gunner:
Girl2-in yo dreams bizaatttchh

by Lovuhhh May 18, 2008

gooner

the state of being more "goon" or "G acting" than another person place or thing.

jill is gooner than brian.

by football junkie June 7, 2009

gunner

A durogatory term aimed at white people who imitate 50 cent or the rest of g-unit. A specific branch of wigger, derived as such: G-Unit -> Gunnit -> Gunner.

See that wigger over there? What a gunner.

by Jose Sanchez Frenandez Rodriguez April 14, 2006

Gooner

The epistemological roots from this term stem from the phrase "man" or "dude". Popularized by Sydney Plavins, this word quickly spread to a greater network of people.

man dude guy

1. "Oh my God gooner, are you fucking serious?"
2. "Gooner, noooooooooo. It actually broke?"

by Shannon231 January 6, 2008

gooner

When TommyInnit asks people to be a Jerry goon. They are not 'zoomers' or ' boomers' but 'GOONERS'. They are TommyInnit's slaves and enjoy being there slaves!! He is a good slave owner. jk

"Come on gooners to the island. Stare at the victim " - TommyInnit

by SpuddySpuddy November 8, 2019