going book

When you whisper longingly into your significant others genitalia.

I was going book on my wife last night after dinner.

by Hairy ballsac July 15, 2021

Going Flat

When a person has had enough and lays face down in the floor and cries.

Man: oh no why is she laying face down in the floor

Woman: oh she’s just going flat

by Thisiskindacringy December 18, 2021

GOING TABITHA

GOING TABITHA IS A TERM USED TO DESCRIBE IRRATIONAL BEHAVIORS OF INDIVIDUALS INCLUDING TAKING OFFENSE OR BECOMING ANGRY ABOUT A SITUATION THAT SHOULD UPSET THEM. GENERALLY LASHING OUT AT LOVED ONES OR BABY DADDYS

BRO SHE TOTALLY FLIPPED OUT ON ME FOR NO REASON. "SHES LITERALLY GOING TABITHA ON ME"

by BABY DADDY1031 July 15, 2022

going purple

when your not gay. but have a straight man crush on one guy.

"Dude, John is straight going purple for Ryan"

by BrotImWeltraum September 27, 2022

Going Postdoctoral

Describes a situation when a person with a PhD goes on a killing rampage.

A variation of going postal, but used to describe a person with a doctoral degree.

" But of course lots of people--even Harvard grads!--suffer career setbacks, and few of them go postal (or should we say postdoctoral?). source: "Going Postdoctoral The bizarre case of Prof. Amy Bishop, Wall Street Journal Online, February 18, 2010.

by Oceanscribe February 19, 2010

going on a date

going on a date is prison slang for masturbation

get out of here i'm going on a date

by dank beats April 7, 2017

Going Phelps

Going Phelps. The dolphin-like motion used by a male while trying to achieve sexual gratification with a lucky lady. The position usually begins with spooning, but quickly escalates into something much upon insertion, much like a Michael Phelps freestyle upon insertion into the pool. Both partners lie on their sides with the woman partially crouched, like a limp fetus, and her dominant male stroking behind her in fluid motion like a gold medal athlete, until the woman’s cheers can be heard louder than the billions of Chinese at the Olympics. However, in this case, world record speed is not suggested.

Guy 1: Last night I was going Phelps with my lady friend and…

Guy 2: Wait going Phelps? You mean like, you were swimming the 200 meter freestyle relay?

Guy 1: No man… Coitus.

by Stickywetrag February 27, 2009