Gwerking

Twerking with your ballsack.

Yeah man he sent a video of him gwerking on the stripper

by GwerkCollector January 19, 2025

Gerkk

The experience of having one’s time aggressively wasted, either through external coercion, obligation, or one’s own lack of self-control.

The subject experienced a self gerkk due to systemic inefficiency and diminished self-control.

by I & L Bullshitting January 20, 2026

Glerking

Putting on a glove and collecting one’s hand sweat while sleeping, and then using the sweat filled glove as lube.

“Yo bro let’s glerk tonight”
“hell yeah i love glerking”
“ all the ladies love my glerking”

by glerkmonster5000 March 10, 2025

glerk

an abbreviation of “is so”

this shit glerk stupid

by kashimofeetlicker May 7, 2025

Gerk

To spew corporate jargon.

That meeting was a total gerk session. Does anyone even know what they talked about?

by Camptheman45 August 17, 2025

Gerkin Anonymous

Similar to Alcohol Anonymous but for men with micro penis or micro penis energy

Brian made sure to where his affliction shirt and salt life baseball cap to his Gerkin Anonymous meeting at the unemployment office on Tuesday

by Lsassafrass October 29, 2025

Gerk

When you beat someone’s ass then continue to undress them, spread their ass cheeks open and spit into their asshole

“AYE, GERK THAT NIGGA”

by gerkinator3000 November 9, 2025