A small town in eastern Iowa 10 miles southeast of Waterloo. Gilbertville is part of the Waterloo/Cedar Falls Metropolitan Statistical Area. Population: Approx. 800. Contains a small Roman Catholic School, Don Bosco. A church, Immaculate Conception Catholic Church. Located on the Cedar River.
Alburnett fan #1: "Hey, were in Gilbertville, Iowa for that wrestling meet last night?"
Alburnett fan #2: "No. But I heard we got clobbered by Don Bosco."
Alburnett fan #2: "No. But I heard we got clobbered by Don Bosco."
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Get the Gilbert mug.The following reagents are required to execute The Gibber: A funnel, a gallon of skim milk, and a long straw or hose. In addition, The Gibber involves three people of any sex, however, one member must be a dwarf or midget.
First, the funnel must be inserted into the vagina or anus. Secondly, after proper insertion of the funnel, the wearer of the funnel must position themselves in a manner that is conducive to receiving fluids through the funnel. Then the entire gallon of skim milk is poured down the funnel and into the chosen cavity, regardless of it's capacity (in other words, spillage may occur). Then, the funnel is replaced with a straw or hose and the other member who is not a dwarf or midget begins to drink the milk. To complete The Gibber, while the milk is being sucked out the midget or dwarf punches the member drinking the milk square in the throat.
First, the funnel must be inserted into the vagina or anus. Secondly, after proper insertion of the funnel, the wearer of the funnel must position themselves in a manner that is conducive to receiving fluids through the funnel. Then the entire gallon of skim milk is poured down the funnel and into the chosen cavity, regardless of it's capacity (in other words, spillage may occur). Then, the funnel is replaced with a straw or hose and the other member who is not a dwarf or midget begins to drink the milk. To complete The Gibber, while the milk is being sucked out the midget or dwarf punches the member drinking the milk square in the throat.
Cali didn't want to do The Gibber because the milk tastes funny and there is always a mess to clean up afterward.
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Get the Gilberto mug.Telling someone a lie because you think they are to stupid to know the truth. It's usually used when you want to cheat the person out of something and you lie to them to pull off the scam, relying on the gullible nature of people. The name comes from Jonathan Gruber's many comments about how the Obama Administration exploited the stupidity of the American voter to pass Obamacare. Newt Gingrich coined the phrase in Nov. 2014.
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