England vs Germany Referee

A blind prick who has trouble seeing when a ball is in.

The England vs Germany Referee is a tosser! The bastard made us lose a fair goal!

by mclovin123 June 30, 2010

German

A german is somebody who lives in Germany or lived in germany.
Most people think they are Nazis which they are not ! And I know that cause I am from germany and, hello, I'm not a Nazi.
Also most people think we just eat sauerkraut and drink beer, well we don't eat sauerkraut always but every german drinks beer. Only the bavarians wear leather shorts. We have the Oktober Fest which is a really great event in munich. If you've never been to Germany you can't say what it's all about. The German language is extremly complicated. There aren't a lot germans which these 'german' names like Karl or Friedrich or Heiner. Alot of the German parents give their kids names which are more modern

1Guy:Hey where are you from?
2Guy:I'm from Germany!
1Guy: That's cool! You have great beer in Germany!
2Guy: Thanks! You have to got to the Oktober Fest!

by AndiLeinChen February 25, 2007

Germany suffers

When a German main dies in war thunder because they are bad at the game and blames it on the vehicle(s) they use.

The panther A is such a bad tank. It needs to be moved down in br because Germany suffers

by Germany doesn't suffer August 24, 2021

German Sharpshooter

A sexual act as defined: Hide in the shower and quietly masturbate while your significant other is taking a dump. Just before you ejaculate, rip open the shower curtain, push her off the toilet onto the floor and blow a load all over her freshly laid poop. Quickly exit the bathroom before being punished.

Person 1: You'll never believe what I did last night! I pulled off the infamous "German Sharpshooter"!

Person 2: Right on Bro!

Person 3 : That's disgusting.

by Dirty Rotten Rob September 9, 2011

Germany or Florida

On the radio show "Loveline". (people in Los Angeles, it's on KROQ at 10PM). Callers give a story to the hosts (and guest/s) and they guess if it took place in Germany or Florida.

Man loses genitalia to necrosis by constriction---Germany

by My name December 6, 2003

Germanophobia

n.
Fear of Germany or German culture.

"Oh dear, a map! I hope I don't accidentally look at central Europe, or I might get the willies!"

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 22, 2005

German Shepherd

A breed of dog developed in Germany by Captain Max Von Stephanitz. The only breed of dog that can do multiple jobs, not just one, which is why they are commonly used by police departments and for search and rescue. Many aspects of the German Shepherds' temperament and conformation are extremely misunderstood even today. They are not overly aggressive, nor do they inflict any more bites per year to other dogs and people than any other large dog breed, and IF they do so it is due to lack of knowledge and skills of people who think they deserve this type of dog as a "pet". Because of it's loyalty and bonding to it's family "pack", it can easily be made aggressive by ignorant people who train it for such and cannot handle its power. The breed needs extra mental and physical exercise. The German Shepherd Dog was developed for work on many levels. The GSD has separate lines, or different types. Working Lines, (such as the DDR), German High lines (German Show) and American Show (the common black and tans seen in such movies as "I AM Legend". Mixing of these lines is not unheard of, but not desired. The German Shepherd Dog does not require an firm hand; it requires a handler who understands it and can positively develop its power and intelligence while correcting with positive reinforcement. Several groups exist today to better the education of this outstanding, intelligent, and exceptionally loyal breed of dog.

German Shepherd Dog Club of America, SV, WDA.

My GSD is 1st cousin to Abby, the dog who played Sam in "I Am Legend". She is of working and show line lineage. We currently do schutzhund, herding, and SAR.

by SchH3 February 5, 2010