German Apology

When a person of German heritage makes an egregious and obvious mistake and is unwilling or incapable of offering a sincere apology, but rather tries to mask an apology through carefully chosen words.

Ex 1. German Apology to Wife: " I am sorry if you misunderstood or didnt hear me when I told you that I was going to the Jets game on Sunday"

Ex 2. When an Irish wife falls in a hole walking home from a party after asking the German husband to call for a cab to take them home. German Apology: "I'm sorry that you felt it necessary to drink so much and stay at the party so late that you tripped and stumbled into that hole and hurt your ankle"

by Budman7 December 30, 2011

Old German

A quality alcoholic beverage

Hey, we got two cases of old german for ten bucks

by God January 30, 2005

Germ Burn

A cigarette burn on the inside of the left wrist, but it had to have been given by Darby Crash or somebody who has had done by Darby Crash. NOT YOURSELF. For hardcore fans of the Los Angeles punk band whos lead singer (Darby Crash)killed himself in a premeditated, drug-facilitated suicide on December 7, 1980.

Darby Crash gave out Germ Burns.

by Johnny Tofu December 10, 2005

german

Makers of the best firearms in the world.

1. The k98, mp40, mp5, and hk91 are all fine examples of german firearms.

2. The 9mm Luger, the most popular handgun cartridge in the world today, was invented by the germans.

by kojjak December 28, 2005

German Squeal

A German squeal is a sound performed during a sexual act. In the film Inglourious Basterds, Josef Goebels performs a German squeal while having sex with his interpreter. It is a blood curdling pig like noise.

The goal of a German Squeal is to call one of your friends on the phone while you are doing it.

For an example of a German Squeal, see Josef Goebels, Inglourious Basterds

by David Low January 1, 2010

German Waffle Press

When a girl is holding on to a ceiling fan while its turned on and the guy is holding himself up by her waist and keeps pulling himself up to have sex.

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by krinko July 27, 2009

German Bitch Slap

A video in You Tube that shows a big German man slapping another man who looks like the German version of Joe Dirt.

Just type in 'German Bitch Slap' in You Tube and you will get a detailed version of this type of slap.

Daaaaaaaaamn... That fool got the German Bitch Slap

by Sucka Mutha April 6, 2010