genesister

Your real, genuine, full-blooded sister. Normally, such a title is irrelevant, unless you are introducing someone to your sister-in-law, half sister, step sister, bridge sister, side-step sister, and/or skip sister.

TOM: And this is my genesister Gwendolyn.

ANDREA: Wow! This is your REAL sister?

TOM: Yep!

by Fryt Jiope July 14, 2006

Geneseo, Illinois

Geneseo, Illinois is a shit, rancid white town full to the brim of religious nut jobs, tyrannical retard cops, and a druggie underworld. Ironically; the druggies hold, albeit inconsistently, the highest level of awareness regarding social issues. There are more churches than gas stations, the schools are indoctrinating with low curriculum and neurotic egotists as administrators/instructors - and there are about four black people. The wealthy, self-entitled cock busters that roam the streets are the states' pride due to their ability to throw a ball and praise Jesus, passively dismissing the intellectual downplay as a result.

The pigs can't tell their dope from their bud, the white girls all vie for attention like cock-deprived wildebeests, and any attempt at reasonable discourse will be construed as a school shooting threat.

Guy 1: So, what's the most unpleasant environment you've traveled through?
Guy 2: Geneseo, Illinois. By god, if I'd stayed for more than two minutes, I swear I'd be pounced by Bible thumpers or the pow-leec. Fuck the pow-leec.

by Little Green February 29, 2016

neo-genesis

The true interpretation of a name for a Japanese anime known as Neon Genesis (or Neon Genesis Evangelion). For reasons of repetition or emphasis. Genesis means begining; and Neo means new and different. Thus: new-beginning (synonym: Recreation, Rebirth, Ressurection)

Neo-genesis AKA Neon Genesis

by Jerry Mad Man June 15, 2003

Genesis

SEGA's last great console before they wasted their money on add-ons and mediocre-quality consoles like the SEGA CD and the SEGA 32X.

If SEGA followed similar marketing strategies and advertising efforts on one single console as they did on the Genesis before 1992, and not wasted so much money on poor product ideas, the company would still be making consoles today.

by AYB October 31, 2003

Genesis

An awesome progressive/arena rock band formed in England during the early 1970s under Peter Gabriel and Phil Collins. When Gabriel finally left at the end of the 70s, Phil Collins soon took over as the band's frontman after countless auditions to find a new lead singer. It was the Phil Collins era in which Genesis experienced its highest popularity and greatest commercial success. The members of Genesis are still together, but their official active career ended during the mid-90s.

With Phil Collins as the lead singer, Genesis was a far greater band than it was during the 1970s. After Peter Gabriel left, future success would prove even better than before, as the band spawned hits including "Abacab", "Turn It On Again", "That's All", "Invisible Touch", "Tonight, Tonight, Tonight", "Jesus He Knows Me", and "No Son of Mine".

by The Midwestrn Soldier March 20, 2005

Neon Genesis Evangelion

An anime that revolves around psychoanalysis, particularly of the main character, Shinji Ikari. Ayanami Rei, whom Shinji developed romantic emotions toward at the beginning of the series, as well as Eva Unit 01, are later revealed to be, respectively, a clone(s) and the soul of Yui Ikari, Shinji's mom. LOLWTF.

But really, though, Neon Genesis Evangelion is an amazing, action-filled, complex, and thought-provoking series. The descriptions may seem stupid, but it's awesome.

by Adurkadurk April 26, 2010

SUNY Geneseo

A college in the middle of no where new york, in which only white, abercrombie wearing, upper-middle class students from the buffalo and long island regions go. Based on an unfounded belief that geneseo is an "honors" college many whom were popular, intelligent, social, big fish in the their small ponds come together and act as if geneseo is more like harvard and is located rather in laguna beach, where the local bars rank more like hyde or teddys. Each night students can be found either at a party with plenty of over tanned, over worked out guys and girls or drinking in their dorm watching hours of mtv.

Wow, i can't wait to go party with those celebrities at SUNY Geneseo.

by you15 June 5, 2007