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fuzzy milk

When someone cums in your mouth but has hairy balls
by ushift April 2, 2020
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fuzzy tire

A man with a hairy belly who also suffers from Dunlap disease, which is when the large belly girth spills out over the belt. Theoretically, this can also happen to a woman, but because women are less likely to have hairy bellies, it most predominantly affects men. Usually when a female has this condition, it is more evenly spread around the waist, causing a roll of fat all around the top of the pants that is commonly referred to as a "muffin top".
"I wish the neighbor dude would wear a t-shirt when he mows the lawn. No one wants to see that fuzzy tire."
by Fallie the Pally March 18, 2010
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FUZZY DUDDY

A millennial male individual that was raised by a liberal female that forced such said individual to stay inside. Typically overweight, plays video games, and prefers to puff peters. Such individuals will deny the need to puff peter, but will always deny such need.
My boss hired a new employee, and that fuzzy duddy called in and quit on his first day of work.
by hippofisher August 2, 2018
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fuzzy wata

Fuzzy wata is a funny way of saying fuzzy water. If you don’t know what fuzzy water is, look it up on urban dictionary.
“Zoey you pass me the sparkling water?”
IT’S FUZZY WATA.”
by slayedalldayed July 8, 2022
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Fuzzy Seattle

When a woman sits on a man's face who has a beard and he eats her out until she cums all over his face like the rain in Seattle.
Amanda sat on Thomas's face and he used his skilled tongue until she gave him a Fuzzy Seattle.
by Spaulding81 July 6, 2019
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Fuzzy Knob

Taking your dick and dipping it in splooge, then bone a pillow until the pillow fluff gets stuck on your dick and your dick should look like a Fuzzy Knob!
Man1: Dude, you were so drunk last night!

Man2: What did I do that was that bad?

Man1: You walked up and poked a cop with your Fuzzy Knob!!!!
by Virginity-Napper September 19, 2013
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fuzzy baby

A baby that is born with excessive pubes
Man she has a fuzzy baby
by Oh ya dadsy May 16, 2018
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