Fusion Relative

A family relation in which there are two relationships at the same time - examples would be if a man has a child with two sisters, those kids would be siblings and cousins at the same time. If a man has a child with a mother and her daughter (from another man) those two kids would be siblings and aunt-uncle/niece-nephew at the same time.

What do you mean Timmy is your fusion relative? He's your brother and your uncle at the same time? Dude take that to Jerry Springer.

by IcyHot September 24, 2015

Futoned

A state of being when one smokes intense quantities of weed and/or drinks copious amounts of alcohol, causing an individual to sink back into a futon in a catatonic stupor.

Strictly more comfortable than being couched

"I was futoned so hard last night that I had chunks of futon mattress welded to my back this morning "

"We smoked so much weed the other day that we were futoned for days"

by HelpIlostmysocks August 20, 2016

fusion power

When you and your bezzie are so close that you feel the need to fuse your power to reconfirm your dank partnership

Me and my best friend did the fusion power and now we we are mega best friends

by Dankmemer64 January 4, 2017

fusoog

Being fussy but your not in a mood.

I was very fusoog when I was asked to eat my vegetables.

by scrabble_awesome February 4, 2017

füsun

Turkish female name. It means magic or spell. Also can be used when you see an unbelievably beautiful girl for whom you can't find a word sufficiently fabulous to describe.

Hey Mike! Do you see what I see?
Mike - Yes. I know her. She is in my class. From Turkey. She's a total Füsun.

by sepetcenk April 20, 2017

fusob

fuck you son of bitch

fusob,you had a sex with your best friends's boyfriend

by twinkie:) September 15, 2017

Futon

A small couch that is very difficult to engage in sexual activity due to the risk of rolling off onto the floor. Can also be used as slang in noun verb or adjective form meaning “risky” or “stupid”.

Have fun but be careful not to roll off the futon!
Adam why would you do that you futon!

by Jonydo May 9, 2018