funny ha ha 

Funny ha ha / Funny strange - Old SNL skit starring Chris Elliot where he and his evil twin own two separate gift shops- one funny "haha" another funny "strange"

Customer: hey I need some whoopee cushions and fake poop for some pranks I'm playing on a friend.
Clerk: Oh, that's more funny ha ha. This shop is more funny strange. Want to see some shrunken heads, or the Fiji mermaid?

funny ha ha by Flava Dave September 25, 2005

Funny Boner 

Purposely slamming your elbow against any thing hard then masturbating with the hand from the same arm while it tingles.

"Why is your elbow black and blue?"
"I needed that extra bit of excitement while beating off last night and overdid a funny boner."

Funny Boner by uncleM October 13, 2009

Funny Number(s) 

69, 420, credit card numbers and social security numbers count as well😈

Kris: Yo it's 4:20
Logan: Ha, funny number(s)

Funny Number(s) by Nigga Fish Gang November 23, 2020

FUNNY NEGRO 

The funny negro is the black guy who thinks he's white.

A funny negro in the hood is the public enemy.

FUNNY NEGRO by kyle the bard April 30, 2006

Funny Story 

1970s/80s: You are about to lie or make an excuse.

mid90s onwards: You are in bit of a soup and you have a semi-valid excuse. So you just say "funny story" and its understood that you are not going to hold your end of the bargain.

Friend1: Did I see you driving my car yesterday ?
Friend2: Funny story... I was looking for _my_ car keys and ...

Manager: How are we placed on the back order from Big Company ?
You: Funny Story.

Funny Story by alwarming October 3, 2011

funny bone 

Having rough sex with someone while wearing a clown suit.

Mike gave Lisa a funny bone.

funny bone by GaMeRuInEr August 1, 2006

Funny women 

Women are lizard people. They are fake like Australia. They are not funny. They get offended by a joke and they poopie and cry for 7 hours straight.

Mike: hey Ivan. Have you heard of a funny women?
Ivan: no
Mike: ok

Funny women by Ivanlaughyes December 7, 2020