funky chicken

A girl havin' a really good orgasm. Often used when it's a result of self-masturbation(via toys), but also sometimes used when it's from havin' crazy wild sex. It's called the funky chicken because it's so wild, she's getting all crazy with her body like she's having a seizure or somethin' as she is cumming..

..and you KNO I was doing the funky chicken afta you called...'cause you got me so worked up! Dayum boy!

by Junipersmile April 8, 2007

Funkyzeit

Funkyzeit - The having of much fun in a sexual manner or otherwise referring to a sexual act. Used often with Es lohnt sich.

Literal Translation from German - Funky time.

"Nikki, Funkyzeit?"

or

"Dan and I made much Funkyzeit"

by Tango459 December 21, 2007

FUCKLY

Very fast with extreme speed.

The quick fox jumped over the lazy brown dog very FUCKLY!

by Ganplision February 5, 2004

fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair

a jackass who puts braids in his hair and thinks hes cool..

hes also really sexy ;)

YOU JACKASS! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE MATT:a fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair!

by who needs to know? May 7, 2005

funky bunch

A sexual exploit consisting of 4 or more participants both giving AND receiving a salad tossing by positioning themselves in a circle while on their hands and knees. It's kind of a modified daisy chain with a side of rimjob.

When the Thompsons and the Nelsons get together for an evening of punch & pie, they always seem to end up in a funky bunch.

by T-B0NE666 January 4, 2005

Funky Trap

A form of preversion. Involves inviting a group of foot fetishistists to a house in which shoes must be removed to gain entry. They'll all come assuming that they can sneak away at some point to have an illicit sniff of the shoes left by the door. However, what actually happens is you steal the shoes while they are in the other room and take them away for a horrible sniffing.

"Shoes?!? Where are the goddamn shoes?"

"You after the shoes too?"

"I was after the shoes, was everybody after the shoes?"

"Fuck! It's a funky trap!"

See preversions and prevert

by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011

Funky pups

The cheapest sub you can buy that sounds good.

Man I only got 100 dollars should I buy one MTX or six Funky pups.

by hallaback1987 January 2, 2009