fancy samantha

The act of deficating on your sexual partners surgery incision.

When the doctor asked why her incision was squirting pus her response was "Me and boyfriend tried a fancy samantha!"

by The dirrty crew June 21, 2017

Fancy Gay

Fancy Gay is a slang term for being Bisexual.

"Hey, my friend told me you're Fancy Gay?"
"No I'm not, but my sister is!"

by Johnlindsey July 6, 2017

Functional Fucker

A person who fucks you hard for hours and then makes you food and drinks .

He's a functional fucker alright, after we had sex he made me a sandwich!

by Mrs Brak August 25, 2017

fancy a bob

Away to say to your partner that you want anal sex

: bum sex

: clean bum sex with condom

Hi love it's been a wile

Do you fancy a bob after a few drinks?

by Chelsealukas September 18, 2017

Funcle Brett

single man with no children who smells like funky cheeses

funcle Brett is here, I haven't seen him yet but I can smell him

by Ferrari Papi September 30, 2017

functional addict

An individual to spite of having a chemical dependency, is able to maintain a career, family setting, and functioning semi normally into society. Many of the times these individuals require their drugs in order to function in society.

Yes I'm strung out I fix many times a day but I live in a nice house I have a loving wife and my children never want for anything I am the most functional addict there is.

by LuckyDevil 777 December 28, 2017

Fancy

A euphemism for engaging in S&M or kinky activity.

I went home with this girl last night, things got really fancy.

by Blacktechmage May 8, 2018