one who eats a banana, then tapes the peel back together, stuffs it between two matresses and proceeds to have sexual intercourse with it.
by a guy that knows a banana fuck December 16, 2009
i can say meow
i can say moo
hell for 20 bucks i'll call the guy a chicken fucker
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license and registration, chicken fucker
i can say moo
hell for 20 bucks i'll call the guy a chicken fucker
...
license and registration, chicken fucker
by officer rod farva September 17, 2004
1. One of a legendary, mysterious secret brotherhood dedicated to the overthrow of the triangle theory and the debunkment of the "glamorous, empowered stripper: desperate, 'pathetic loser' customer" mythos prevalent in strip clubs. Or simply put, any dick-slingling outlaw who's made a habit of fucking strippers under the lauded noses of the stripping establishment(i.e., the wanna-be pimping staff & owners,the nay saying ass kissing flunkies/junkies and of course, the strippers themselves.
2. A man who has conquered 2 or more exotic dancers sexually.
2. A man who has conquered 2 or more exotic dancers sexually.
Stripper fuckers exist, son. They're like the strip club equivalent of the Illuminati, or the Massod, or the Sith, but they're out there. Don't let the disparaging talk of the "industry insiders", "mack-to-nigts", "wanna be pimp employees" or the
goddamned self important "empowered" goddesses and their armies of fawing, adulatory "flunkie/junkie" worshippers, fans and friends put any doubt in your mind. In every city, in evry strip club scene, yea, in every club itself, there's bound to be one or two about. Wreaking havok with the "sisterhood"!
goddamned self important "empowered" goddesses and their armies of fawing, adulatory "flunkie/junkie" worshippers, fans and friends put any doubt in your mind. In every city, in evry strip club scene, yea, in every club itself, there's bound to be one or two about. Wreaking havok with the "sisterhood"!
by seamus shane December 01, 2006
by JFfan February 22, 2019
Someone who constantly likes the sound of their own voice and does not shut up moaning. You are a moaning fucker
by Rachelste January 04, 2018
by Mad Dog Unleashed March 16, 2023
A toaster fucker is someone who cares for the toaster and sexuality likes toasters
A toaster fucker is usually always apart of the cult mechanicus aka the adeptus mechanicus the cult mechanicus are people that
care for machines and praise the omnissiah a supernatural entity worshipped by the servants of the cult Mechanicus as the embodiment and bestower of all knowledge and technology in the universe. the reason why they care for machines is because they believe in the machine spirit they believe the machines have feelings if you disrespect the machine spirit it wont work is you care for it and pray for it, it will work , so they think, they say that if you don't believe in the omnissiah or the machine spirit also the Emperor you are counted as a heretic.
A toaster fucker is usually always apart of the cult mechanicus aka the adeptus mechanicus the cult mechanicus are people that
care for machines and praise the omnissiah a supernatural entity worshipped by the servants of the cult Mechanicus as the embodiment and bestower of all knowledge and technology in the universe. the reason why they care for machines is because they believe in the machine spirit they believe the machines have feelings if you disrespect the machine spirit it wont work is you care for it and pray for it, it will work , so they think, they say that if you don't believe in the omnissiah or the machine spirit also the Emperor you are counted as a heretic.
!Excuse me are you disrespecting that toaster as apart of the adpetus mechanicus you are considered as a heretic!
A toaster fucker is a person who sexuality cares for a toaster.
A toaster fucker is a person who sexuality cares for a toaster.
by Tech-priest April 20, 2022