Friend

A person that views your status updates about Ghana and actually sends through money to make your dreams come true.

My friend send me an Ewallet and a cash send at the same time.

by Leholo July 8, 2019

Friend

A person who will backstab you in the future

Person 1:*gets home*
Friend:*kissing his girl*
Person 1:DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!
Friend:sorry I pulled a friend move on you

by TheFireReaper July 18, 2019

Friend

A “Friend” is someone who you can open up to, someone who talks to you frequently and hangs out with you. A Friend is someone who texts you to check on you to see if you’re doing good. If you know someone who isn’t like any of these then they’re considered an acquaintance, not a friend.

Personally I don’t have any friends. I consider them acquaintances. They never text me, want to hang out, and never check up on me.

by Yvngdaggerdixk July 22, 2019

Friends

Fake, lying, two faced, backstabbing bitches.

“Did you guys see Maddie’s friends talking shit about her last night?”

“Yea! They’re such good friends!”

by Depressed blondie November 12, 2019

Friends

are a type of social fetish that heavily benefits people. Other times, they become the very surface on which your social imprint on the world depends on. In a tertiary combat situation, they become your best support. You should love your friends.

Sometimes, you wish your friends would be nicer. Sometimes you wish they were prettier. Me, I wish them all; big dicks.

by makemusicnotlovestories March 14, 2019

Friends

WERE JUST FRIENDSSSSSSS!!!! NOTHING MORE THAN THAT K!!!!!!

U: wanna go on a date

Friend: OMG WERE JUST FRIENDS OK. And I have a bf.

by blakedout April 25, 2019

Friends

A fucking waste of time. U could be out Doing what u want in life BUT NOOOO u have to go out of ur fucking way to comfort ur dumbass friend after a breakup. But for what. What is that gonna do? Bc u comforted him is he gonna give u a stack lode of college for ur well being. No! They say “man thanks a lot for helping me out. I feel a lot better. Alright bye see ya tomorrow.” Mother fucker...... IF WE FUCKING GO OUT OF OUR WAY FOR A FRIEND WHAT THE FUCK DO WE GET. When u get rich u have to share with ur friends bc they were “ there for u” bullshit. We don’t need these bitch ass friends. U probably searched this bc ur friend left u and u wanted something like this. Well just block ur self out from everyone. U may get depression but that’s okay. U wanna know why? Bc u don’t have to deal with bullshit

How u should act
George, Hey Ted hows it....
You, shut the fuck up scum. Ur not my friend.
George, why

You, bc a guy told me friends suck so screw off

by George bacon April 26, 2019