An online findom with no ethics who destroys families and childrens lives by happily taking their money. She is dependent on them but her narcissistic ego likes to berate and humiliate the ones sending her money, when in reality she has no worth or self love without them. Much more pathetic than a gooner, since a fooner hides behind a mask to feel powerful but is weak on the inside for needing so many ego trips.
She just tweeted about draining a man’s bank account, effectively making his family wife and kids homeless. Not caring that she caused adolescent trauma, she gets a huge ego boost on how far a man is willing to go, what a fooner
by Brbrbritscoldinhere May 7, 2024
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• “Keep your foonis in your pants, Greg.”
• “He got kicked right in the foonis.”
• “That sculpture definitely looks like a giant foonis.”
• “He got kicked right in the foonis.”
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Get the Foodoir mug.A female gooner. A girl who partakes into reading hardcore dark erotica. Distinct and evolved from gooner due to the lack of shame. Often openly embraces and publicly discusses her particular tastes.
- Kacy is such a weirdo. She likes to recite the Morning Glory Milking Farm by heart!
- Yeah! Such a fooner!
- Yeah! Such a fooner!
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