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Floating merry

Common name of the rarely-spotted turd-brown seaweed-fish that is usually found floating in the seas. The spotter of this fish-looking creature will usually take a picture of said floating creature and send on to family members for clarification or praise for spotting this elusive, yet common sea creature.
My brother sent me a picture of a brown floating fish and I knew right away he had managed to spot a floating merry! That's 7 years of good luck!
by Geek-schmeek August 14, 2016
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floasting

when u like someone but u don’t want to make it obvious so you roast them in order to not show ur flirting.
Stephanie: “OMG Brenda you’re totally floasting right now!”
Brenda: “What’s floasting?”
Stephanie: “It’s what all the kool katz do these days, they roast to act like they don’t like you, when really they in fact do.”
by spicybruv June 4, 2018
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Flossing the cat

When you accidentally put your thong on backwards
I was rushing to leave a hookup’s place but I accidentally woke him up, he caught me flossing the cat.
by Catdentist69 November 8, 2018
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floatingforari

an icon, a legend, a well known fan account on ariana stan twitter. gained 5k in 5 months, who’s doing it like ha? respect ha ‼️ she’ll eat u alive
floatingforari will drag your faves
by danceacademylover101 October 9, 2020
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flippy flopping

it is when an individual trys to flip ( front, back or side to side) and land his penis into the vagina to make the flopping sound.
sammy goes and trys to flippy flop but ends up tearing his ballsack on the bed post. this will be his last time flippy flopping
by johnny da crack smoka July 26, 2010
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Ball Flapping

The presentation of the scrotal sack, within a pair of knickers. Arranged to represent a oversized set of vagina lips (labia)

This is then most commonly photographed and sent via text message to as many people as possible.

The best examples either convey a very extreme mess of a vagina, or try to look as close to a vagina as possible. Putting doubt into the viewers mind to whether they are looking at, Balls Flapping around a pair of knickers, or actually just a vile vagina.
(Mike) "ohhh, got a text from tom",

(Charlie) "yer what's that hobo saying",

(Mike) "oh ohhh awwwe, what the fuck is that!"

(Charlie) "where let me look... awwwwww shittt, dude you just got Ball Flapped!"

(Mike) "thats Ball Flapping disgusting. Can't believe Toms Ball Flapping people by text, and on my birthday as well. They do kinda remind me of that chick i muffed out back in Korea though"

(Charlie) "i dunno how to tell you this mike, but that chick may have been Ball Flapping you, you may have just been going down on a guys balls..."

(Mike) *Face of shame*
by Aderz August 21, 2011
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Stank Flopping

Wanda is such a rachet, she was stank flopping at a funeral.
by The Master of all things December 31, 2014
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