Count Five

A really good band that sang an ace song called Psychotic Reaction. Nobody's ever really heard of them which is a shame as they're really cool

Me: What d'you think of Led Zeppelin?
Someone: I think they're ace!
Me: Lynyrd Skynyrd?
Someone: Ace too!
Me: Queen?
Someone: Also ace!
Me: The Clash?
Someone: Awesome!
Me: Count Five?
Someone: Who?

by count-five-fan January 15, 2005

Shoddy Fives

When something not so great happens to ones self. Usually used when it comes to getting rejected.

The shoddy comes from the alternative word for shit; shoddy. The fives comes from a five dollar bill. The phrase in general literally means, a shoddy five dollar bill, but can be molded into everyday life.

AAron: Man, that chick was so hot, but when i approached her, struck up a conversation, then asked her for her number, she rejected me!

Eric: Shoddy fives bro.

by The Drifter_ September 11, 2009

Spocking Fives

To honor the late Leonard Nimoy by changing the appearance of Sir Wilfrid Laurier on Canadian five-dollar notes to make him look like Mr Spock.

That guy on the Canada five-dollar bill that they are spocking fives with kind of looks like Jeremy Clarkson.

by SeriHaldon March 5, 2015

brown five

When you shit for five whole minutes without stopping

"I just took a number two"
"Oh really, well I took a fucking brown five"
"Shit"

by bigminiman12 April 25, 2016

Chill Factor Five

Intense relaxing. Chill out on an extreme level.

On the weekend a little chill factor five is in order.

by nelson.dude June 3, 2009

Domestic High Five

The act of distributing justice in a common household via the use of one's open handed gavel upon their spouse's facial bone structure.

What do you mean my supper isn't ready? I guess you want a domestic high five...

by penicillengranny87 April 4, 2011

Church High Five

Church High Five means the same as a regular high five, i.e. respect, pride, congratulations, etc., however the Church High Five is much more subtle. Also Church Hi Five.

Riley did such an awesome job reading at today's mass, when she got back to her seat, I gave her a Church High Five.

by bonzo348 November 3, 2014