Sounds like my first time

"That's what he/she said." the phrase "sounds like my first time" can be used in lieu. By definition this refers to the first time one person has engaged in intercourse.

For example: "I don't understand why the packaging is so tight. (Referring to something non-sexual) " "Sounds like my first time."

by Jeff Deglow August 2, 2011

First of May

First day of outdoor sexual intercourse season.

"First of May, First of May!
Outdoor fuckin' starts today!
So bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay..."
-Jonathan Coulton

by Gryphon09 May 13, 2007

first year psych theory

A statement made by someone about another's mental state based on little or no knowledge in psychology.
This phrase was originally derived because of the fact that most first year university or college students have a course in psychology.

"I can tell he misses his parents, but he can't take anything seriously so he thinks everything is a joke"

"Is that your first year psych theory?"

by Matt Michaels December 24, 2007

First Three Albums Theory

The theory that any combination of the first three albums by a band have higher ratings than albums four and higher. Basically, albums one through three are all better than any album released after the thid album.

Only full length albums apply.
Abbreiviated FTA Theory.

Eminem is a great example on the First Three Albums Theory.

by Domocunt February 4, 2010

first basexing

Text flirting, not as far as sexting. Getting to first base via text.

"Dude, I met this girl at the bar the other night we made out and have been texting."
"So... you guys are sexting then?"
"Not that far, just first basexing right now."

by mizmavis February 6, 2012

Firess

1. A woman-devil; one who comes from the Land of Fire, or Hell.

2. A strong woman leader who defies the patriarchal views of today's society.

Aaron: One day a firess will take over the empire and rule us all.

by TheFiress February 15, 2013

first piece of bread

The hoe that everyone touches but nobody wants

Jacy is the first piece of bread out of the group of hoes

by NiggaTheBoss420 April 25, 2015