Skip to main content

Gross finger

A finger that you have broken several times, so that its bumpy. Once it is in this state you then finger your significant other.
Jared gave Rachel the gross finger.
by HeatSeekingDildo March 17, 2009
mugGet the Gross finger mug.

mitten finger

Giving someone the middle finger while your hand is inside a mitten.
My neighbor is such an ass. I gave him the mitten finger while I was shoveling my driveway yesterday.
by heatherwear December 12, 2009
mugGet the mitten finger mug.

Brain filters

Brain filters are what filter what you see and how you see it. They help you understand and recognize everything you see. If your brain filters are "clogged", you will begin to misunderstand things and mistake them for something else. If this happens to you, you need to change your brain filters. You can prevent damage to your brain filters by getting plenty of sleep.
I saw the letter w as zero today. My brain filters must need changing.
by Aricia Azure February 6, 2010
mugGet the Brain filters mug.

fiber finger

-noun
Sexual term. A defense for unwanted anal play in which the one being probed defecates on the finger(s) of the one doing the probing.
Told you it was exit only, now you have a fiber finger.
by Mr. e stigma May 10, 2010
mugGet the fiber finger mug.

Text Finger

The digit on the hand that is used primarily for texting on your cellular phone. Also used to hitch hike but really more than a billion people a min are using it to send messages all over the world
Using the commonly known THUMB to push letters on a device to send an electronic message. or SSG Potter used his text finger to poke SPC smith in the eye during combatives. or he stuck his text finger out to catch a ride
by SSG POTTER, DANIEL December 14, 2012
mugGet the Text Finger mug.

Two fingered gypsy

Two fingered gypsy is when your having sex standing face to face in missionary position and have two fingers up her nose.
I was bangin' this girl standing up and slipped her the two fingered gypsy. She was starring right at me.
by Btown kid May 20, 2013
mugGet the Two fingered gypsy mug.

kroger finger

The smell of your fingers after cleaning out the from under cheese.
Don't shake my hand. I just finished cleaning up down under. I have the Kroger finger.
by Chabio December 14, 2014
mugGet the kroger finger mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email