sploge fest

A masturbation party; full of guys. Everyone usually sits in a circle and jacks off in the company of other people. Or jacks each other off

We had an epic sploge fest last night. Johnny's hands felt great.

by Anal Boss 69 November 6, 2011

Hand Festival

Old Gaelic(Irish) term for Masturbating.

I'll see you guys later, I'm having a hand festival.

Billy is in the bathroom having a hand festival.

My hands are sticky from the hand festival.

That girl is so Danger she always has a hand festival.

by Misterree88 November 20, 2011

pancake fest

A party of only girls (more than 80% girls), where there is a substantial abundance of vagina.

Randy:Dude, I heard Cindy's party is full of nothing but chicks right now!

Frank:You mean like a pancake fest?!

Randy:Fuck yeah! We're getting laid tonight!

by Rexington Brown December 18, 2011

womp fest

An inevitable occurrence for dub-step fans, late into a party, after many drinks have been consumed the music selection gradually transforms from hip-hop / party music to full blown womp (dub-step). As a result many of the girls and non-womp fans leave, creating a straight-up womp fest.

Dude what happened last night, that party turned into a womp fest.

by boatman154 December 31, 2011

Sweetlife Festival

A music festival in Columbia, Maryland that celebrates good music and good food! Started by Sweetgreen, this is a new festival that draws large crowds of music and food lovers! Some past notable performers have been Phoenix, Passion Pit, Fun., Kid Cudi, The Strokes, and Lupe Fiasco. A very fun scene and a great overall experience.

This festival draws many DC area teens and young adults, the average age of the crowd at the 2013 fest was estimated at 19 years old. At this event, security is loose and people/workers are chill. People turn a blind eye to underage drinking and pot smoking, unless someone was being extremely obnoxious, because everyone is there in the end due to their love of music.

Advice: Do not be the couple that walks out of the porter-potty together. You WILL be heckled, teased, and laughed at as you make your walk of shame.

DC teen 1- Hey, you going to that Sweetlife Festival?
DC teen 2- Of course!! Who isn't? I love the headliners this year! A full day of music!
DC teen 1- Cool.... who's bringing the weed??

by DevilsSpoke May 16, 2013

Lemon Fester

A severely infected, ingrown pubic hair.

When I pulled down her panties, I was shocked to find a patch of Lemon Festers.

by Weasel bob May 10, 2014

Cherry Festival

A group of female virgins.

There was a major cherry festival at the mall today.

by HL413 May 15, 2014