facestab

verb, to forcibly insert an object (usually a knife) into a person or animal's face.

noun, used to describe a situation, often unfavorably

verb, "If you don't shut up about your sister's operation and take off your pants, I'll facestab you!"

noun, "Your parents died in a car accident AND you lost your wallet? That's a facestab."

by Facestab February 8, 2007

Faceslippy

Noun; Someone so absorbed in social networking web sites, that you are worried about them.

Faceslippy Joe over there won't talk to you unless you tweet him through it.

by Serious injury March 3, 2010

Faes

Female BAESSSS

we eat together so that makes us faes

by mynameiswhatpeoplecallme March 12, 2018

White Faces

Money. White faces because of the dead presidents of on bills

Marcus: You still working at Burger King? That job sucks.

John: Yeah man. Gotta do what you gotta do to get them white faces.

by BIRTHDAY MEMORIZER July 17, 2010

facespacing

v: the act of simultaneously checking both myspace and facebook.

Shaq: Hey man! What you doin?
Jamal: Not much, just on checking my facebook and my myspace.
Shaq: Don't you have nothin better to do than facespacing?
Jamal: Hell no! These two sites is my life!
Shaq: Man, you's a loser. I'm goin out to get laid.

by masonjar May 30, 2008

facespacing

The crafty are of toggling between your myspace and facebook pages.

I didn't get any of the housework done because I was tied up facespacing today.

by adrienneintx February 10, 2009

fakesgiving

Fakesgiving the Obligatory family dinner with the people you would rather not spend the actual holiday with.

I'd love to go to the movies with you but I'm Having Fakesgiving with my Dad and his wife on Saturday.

by makeaplan November 18, 2018