Chutney Farmer

A male homosexual - (Chiefly British, Slang, Derog.)

(Chutney being a deep brown vegetable pulp/preserve often served with salads and cold meats).

You can tell that geezer over there is a 'chutney farmer' by the way he walks!

by splatharri September 20, 2006

Fraser

A Womanizer. Commonly Scottish. That sort of bellend that gets the top marks in everything and is still likeable.

'Hey, you know Fraser right?'
'Erm...who?'
'You know...with the phit sister?'
'Ah yeh, him'

by Rhodes Lad 1 May 9, 2010

farbered

To attempt to add value in an overly confident way to ones personal situation, only to cause more disruption than if left alone; self-inflicted fuck up. Similar to farberize, but mainly affecting yourself.

1. I totaly farbered my computer when they gave me admin rights and I installed Chrome.

2. Even though he's lived in Arizona his whole life, he farbered his dinner plans by arriving 30 minutes late when he attempted to use personal shortcuts to avoid traffic.

3. When he woke up the next day and saw his room filled with balloons and an unknown guy in his bed, he realized that he farbered his happy hour by having one too many appletini's.

by The Real D2 February 25, 2013

farmer snort

Plugging one nostril by placing the index finger on it while blowing out the other one in order to discharge nasal mucus on the ground. The "farmer snort" is a quick, efficient way to blow your nose. Unfortunately, it's also a quick, efficient way to guarantee you won't get a second date either.

Damn, Frank was pretty glued when he was at Mike's house. First he farted out loud, then he did a farmer snort on the living room carpet. Mike dial toned him on the spot.

by Frank Klaune May 1, 2005

Farmer Jens

a big man who has no respect for other people at all, and who gives kåldolmere all the time.
No one likes him

You are such a Farmer Jens

by Allan December 25, 2004

faserious

Extremely serious or with the utmost seriousness. Can also be used as faseriously.

You can't be faserious about that?

by antonia February 4, 2005

Farmer's Wipe

When you don't have a handkerchief or a tissue, you place your thumb over one nostril and proceed to expel your snot out the other. Also know as: Let the Sidewalk Be Your Handkerchief."

I couldn't find a Kleenex, so I leaned out the window and gave a farmer's wipe.

by creedmoor October 20, 2009