Minute farming

Xfire term...Where one leaves a game on for long periods of time while being AFK in order to get more hours played on their profile.

Person: Zomg did you see his profile? He has like 9000 hours played! He must be minute farming

by Wafflecannon May 9, 2008

Flying Farting Fuck

The act of giving a fuck, which proceeds to fart so hard it flies around forever on the power of it's own farts.

Alex do I look like I give a flying farting fuck?

by Saber8932 January 2, 2015

My heads farting

A state of confusment and uncertainty

Miss I don't know what you're talking about, my heads farting

by Urbandictionary13345. June 9, 2017

Farking

In the act of fucking, or having sexual intercourse in the dark.

I couldn't see her face when we were farking, but I rather not.

by AngryMushroom January 26, 2011

Farmington

were inbreads go to live when they get run out of there hometown, also where grown men have sex with cattle

Farmington is so Gay

by sa;dhf;soij November 27, 2007

Farting Guitar

Also known as a Quacking Guitar, a Farting Guitar is a somewhat silly side effect of Southern Rock. You see, In country music an Electric Guitar is distorted in such a way as to be played slowly, so it gives a smooth, calming effect. When Rock music is added Music has to be speed up, leading to a Fart like sound.

Have you heard The Outlaw's Green grass and high tides? Man, the End solo Has so much Farting Guitar in it it Becomes hilarious.

by LynyrdSkynyrd May 5, 2009

fandingle

fan-din-gle The happy cousin of the "F" word. to be used in public places.

used to take place of or used in place of the "F" word. Term to be used in any situation that you cant use the "F" word.

after hitting my hand i screamed fandingle.
what the fandingle is going on in here.
that job is so fandingled.
we fandingle every wedneday.
what a beautiful fandinglishous day
how in the fandingle did you do that
your so fandingled whey they get home
I love to fandingle after drinking all night.

by Domaniac May 19, 2009