Squishy European

person who has greasy hair, bad hygiene, and an extra layer of body fat. Smells like cheese, wine, cigerates, and the plague.

Ew, Russel Brand is such a squishy european.

by kristiabus May 29, 2017

European Mud Slap

Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock

I think Ricky's european mud slap gave me pink eye!

by TheColonCommander99 December 25, 2021

European Yes Men

Derogatory and somewhat sarcastic term used to refer the French

Thank god Putin's request for weapons and supplies was met , to then also agree to send the same to the Ukraine" Another passive surrender by the powerful yet humble European Yes Men

by Pom123 April 9, 2022

European world wide cruiser

European world wide cruiser

Oh jimmy what a European world wide cruiser been round bare girls gaffs what a mad lad

by Durako June 25, 2020

European Video

A slang word for pornography

New Orleans is a viable place to buy European video

by FolkandFlipFlops December 12, 2014

european drinker

an asian drinker of asian descent

I was going to call him an asian drinker, but since he lives in asia, it would be appropriate to call him a european drinker instead.

by Galinial March 3, 2021

The European treasure hunt

When you insert a singular anal bead as far up as you can into ones anus. And you let it sit for a day up there. Then you dig through what ever is up there to search for the treasure you planted

Hey babe do you want to do The European treasure hunt tonight

by P@ttycak3 September 22, 2023