When your at a restaurant and your waiter is enthusiastic & super nice and you feel extra special, only to see that he does the same thing to the people at the table next to you.
Waiter: You guys look like a fun crowd!!
You: Thank you!
(Waiter goes to the next table)
Waiter: You guys look like a fun crowd!!
You: Damn i have such Waiter-Envy he totally played me.
You: Thank you!
(Waiter goes to the next table)
Waiter: You guys look like a fun crowd!!
You: Damn i have such Waiter-Envy he totally played me.
by 1995isthetime November 25, 2011
Get the Waiter-Envymug. Titty envy is a term in psychology referring to inherent rivalries towards objects of precious, limited resource in relationship to maternity and childhood-like development. It can also refer to a deep psychogical attachment in a single person associated with maternity and a repressed source of lust. Usually, it characterizes or symbolizes sibling rivalry stemmed directly over territorial conflict to the milk of the mother's breasts. But it can also be treated more abstractly in conjunction to things like the development of sexuality, personality, ect. It can also represent sexual conflict between men or women in the contest towards an object of sexual importance. The breasts represent an object of existential importance in nourishment or survival and the means of conflict people will engage in towards one another to get it.
Joe: "Those two boys have been at war with each other ever since they had to share their mother's tit. They kind of have a titty envy between them over who gets what first."
Prof Joe: "The girl typified as a super baby develops a type of titty envy towards men who offer resource and validation in exchange of sex normally due to a past childhood trauma whereas a father or male guardian sexually abused her and she behaviorally learnt to associate affection, or a lack-thereof with acts of sex. In sexualising herself she relives and chases confused affections with a paternal figure"
Prof Joe: "The girl typified as a super baby develops a type of titty envy towards men who offer resource and validation in exchange of sex normally due to a past childhood trauma whereas a father or male guardian sexually abused her and she behaviorally learnt to associate affection, or a lack-thereof with acts of sex. In sexualising herself she relives and chases confused affections with a paternal figure"
by Spawnface November 17, 2021
Get the Titty envymug. She looked at her long silky hair naturally blonde hair and wished she were herself were blonde. she had Blonde Envy
by anonymous February 17, 2021
Get the Blonde Envymug. The envy and jealousy one feels watching travel channel hosts go around the world to beautiful, exciting destinations and you're stuck at home on the couch. travel, travel channel, destination, exotic locations, women, rich, Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, baller, Anthony Bourdain, Andrew Zimmern, Samantha Brown, world traveler
I got major travel envy every time I see the Hawaiian Islands on that travel network. I must keep saving, so I can go before I die.
by joecoolthefool June 13, 2016
Get the travel envymug. When your woman holds out on you for an extended period of time but gets mad at you for rubbing one out to retain your sanity.
Hey buddy check this out my wife got mad at me for jerking off I think she's suffering from a little bit of O-envy
by Extremejutsu August 16, 2022
Get the O-envymug. A sense of unease that arises when another person in your circle appears more progressive, inclusive and ostentatiously virtuous than you. The endgame of virtue signaling.
Sally: "Human Resources gave us rainbow stickers to put on our folders, but Bob put his on his office door to signal his total inclusiveness. I wish I'd thought of that first!"
Martin: "You've got a bad case of virtue envy."
Martin: "You've got a bad case of virtue envy."
by IncludingButNotLimitedTo November 22, 2018
Get the virtue envymug.