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ELF

A nickname for one of the best friends you will ever have! A sweet loving person who will brighten up your day!
Elf is such a light in this world.
by msmistofeltzr February 9, 2022
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Alfred the elf king

A joke nickname for a girl or boy named Avery. Comes from Avery meaning elf king, and an alternate version of the name Alfred
“Hi Alfred the elf king. Did you do good on your English quiz?”
by hubsta April 7, 2022
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Naughty adult elf

A naughty adult elf is a middle to upper management man who behaves himself all year round but at the company Christmas party, he plays up by drinking,dancing and kissing the secretary
Did you see Chris last night on the dance floor? I thought he had a family but he was kissing little Xiaoping!!! What a naughty adult elf!!
by Bowslosski October 31, 2023
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ELF LORD

The act of tying hemp around the balls, shaft, and neck to make the perfect long bow. Once the bow is strung, cum on all the enemies to be defeated.
Ryan wanted to defeat all his enemies, so he became... the ELF LORD.
by Breezy707 July 17, 2018
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Elf Jacking

(Verb) The act of rubbing an elf's ears, sexually.

Applies to D&D and LoTR elves
Not Keebler (that is frosting)
Not Santa's (that's workplace harassment)
Did you know elf ears are so sensitive, they can cum if you rub them right? Gotta love a good elf jack.

I don't know where the wizard is, probably elf jacking the spawn again.
by Mission.Control June 26, 2024
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Elf Shoes

Elf shoes are pieces of leftover pizza that are at least a few days old. Defined by the “curl” at the point of the pizza slice, looking like an elf shoe. Typically, elf shoes happen because leftover pizza wasn’t refrigerated. While its not safe to consume pizza that’s been left out for more than a few hours, we’re all guilty of leaving the pizza box out for a few days, slowly chipping away at the leftover elf shoes.
“Hey, bro. You wanna help me finish this box of elf shoes? “

“I should have known that those elf shoes would make me feel like crap!”
by MisterHollie December 27, 2021
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elf in a jar

coolest elf ever
why capture
yall suck

kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn

elf in a jar is a elf that dies in a jar from a kid
by pufflerdude January 3, 2023
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