Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

Actually written before the Revolution, by the Okhrana or secret police of the old Tsarist regime, round about the year 1900. Popularised by the later Communist leadership, the Nazis and others. Up there with the environmentalist "Chief Seattle" speech, the volley of excuses for the 2003 war in Iraq, Piltdown Man and the Donation of Constantine as one of the great fakes of history.

If you are suffering from insomnia, might I recommend you read this copy of the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion?

by Fearman July 14, 2007

fire elemental

fire elementals appear as vague humanoid shapes encased in a blazing flame.

fire elementals are very dangerous

by Smurf August 17, 2004

Element Skateboards

The best damn skateboard company in the industry.

My element featherlight deck is the most durable skateboard ever made.

by XFS September 18, 2003

elemental

Elementals are creatures mad eup of one of the four elements.

elementals are fiece creatures to deal with.

by Smurf August 17, 2004

element

A great skate brand that makes really good quality clothes, especially their jeans and shoes. I'm not even that much into the skate scene, but I have a pair of element jeans and an element sweater.

The Element tree logo and their high quality make their apparel appeal to other fashion groups

by clothes guy August 11, 2007

elderorphan

An elderly person who has no family or whose family can't or won't care for them.

elderorphan: There are about 10 million seniors in the U.S. who live alone. Fortunately, most of those still have family members to care for them, but about 15 percent of seniors who need care have no family support. Even if that percentage remains constant, the sheer number of elder orphans will grow thanks to the massive bulge of the baby boom which will begin reaching age 65 in 2011.

by Word Spy May 18, 2008

Elderförsh

When you wake up in the middle of the night with an elderly woman (or man) underneath the covers next to you, staring at you with an amused grin while fondling your genitals.

"Justin wasn't sure what to think when he woke up being Elderförshed."

by avsky January 28, 2010