Wet Ear

When you go swimming and water get into your ear, and stays there forever and becomes a bitch.

Sarah: I got a wet ear
Will: That's a bitch

by Willoraptor July 12, 2011

Ear Condom

A symbolic way to say cover your ears or don't listen. Just as a condom prevents STDs and pregnancy, an "ear condom" protects you from getting verbally hurt.

Lady Gaga: Or wear ear condom next time.

by Quzu May 10, 2011

Cold Ear

(Verb)
To insert cold semen into a victim's ear

"Yo man, you best be gettin off me before i give you the cold ear"

"Don't fall asleep tonight, or i'll give you the cold ear"

by Kevin November 15, 2004

Ear-hustling

When someone is overhearing another's conversation; usually intentionally

Jane, don't try ear-hustling when I talk to John about planning your suprise party!

by TeshaB October 20, 2006

Spaniels ears

A saggy pair of breasts

Bob: Did you see the saggy tits on that slapper?
Bill: Yes, they were like a pair of spaniels ears

by Norbert Valiant February 27, 2011

prick with ears

A person whom personality is so bad it reminds you of them acting like a complete cock..hence..Prick with ears

Mate, you really are a prick with ears tonight

by Andy IS LEGEND September 14, 2006

ear muffies

when uffy's use vulgar language in front of mini uffy's they shout, "ear muffies!" and the mini uffy's put their hands on top of their ears. this prevents the mini uffy's from mimicking vulgarities at holiday meals, easter egg hunts, or in houses of worship.

fluffy- "so i told that fucking arse to shut up or put up."
"oh, whoops." "i forgot ur little uffy's were
in the room."

muffy- "next time just say, "ear muffies!"

buffy- "yeah, now you can toatally skank it up you"...
"EAR MUFFY'S!" "YOU SKANKY HO!"

by robyn cason January 22, 2008