doodoo hammock

When your buttcrack hairs get so long and tangled, they make a hammock for your turd.

Me: Dude! I took the gnarliest poop the other day but not all of my shit hit the water. I had to pinch and pull.

Friend: Have you trimmed your ass hairs lately?
Me: No. WTF?

Friend: Yeah man, sometimes your ass hairs grow and get tangled. You must have some serious doodoo hammocks goin on.

by TurdAlert July 25, 2014

DooDoo Hut

It's a pile of poop

So it's when you are out in the woods and you've smoked too many cigarettes or ate to many hotdogs or drank to much coffee and you have to go poop. So you squat down and start dropping the deuce and they form a little DooDoo Hut. Know what I'm sayin?

by Sethanual September 16, 2014

DooToo

Another widely accepted term for a dick, dong, chub, schlong, etc...a penis.

I asked my girl if she wanted my DooToo in her sweet pussy.

by Bazho Underbaggage August 22, 2016

doodoo swirl

Doodoo swirl is doodoo in a swirl. AKA: Dick but doodoo swirl,

Wow her hair looks like a doodoo swirl.

by Bisexual gay freak January 30, 2017

Doodoostruck

Suffering from explosive diarrhea; experiencing watery excrement propelled by intestinal gases; dosier.

He was always doodoostruck after overeating Indian food.

by Guy4Ever March 2, 2017

doooobearly

Waking up, wishing someone was lying beside you and missing that person so much, you don't want to get out of bed.

What a doooobearly morning, I can't believe he/she isn't here right now.

I can't take all these doooobearly days, I need to hop on a plane and see him/her right now.

Doooobearly makes my heart hurt every morning but also reminds me that I am lucky to love someone so worth missing.

by doobiedoobiedooimissyou March 23, 2017

Doodoodood

When someone is really hyper or happy about something and can’t pronounce the word “dude” right

Doodoodood I can’t believe Perla is so lit

by hausnsa October 5, 2017