dole bludger hide and seek

When you are busy handing out Centrelink payments to people 'job seeking' you may as well play hide and seek with that payment.

Where to hide the dole cheque? Under the shit cunt's workboots.

"I've been playing dole bludger hide and seek with this fuckwit for a few months now, cunt has no clue"

by thriftybuggar December 4, 2011

Donce

Doncing: verb; to celebrate with wild abandon. Similar to dancing, except in the fact that it's totally more intense.

I achieved victory over my enemies, and donced the night away! Three people suffered injuries in the process...

by PullingTheTrigger October 21, 2013

dooced

To lose one's job or position because of a web blog or website that is slanderous to someone or something.

Dan got dooced when he had to resign from student council because of his scandalous webblog.

by Jacoby July 16, 2008

dolge

Yet another word for weed. Comes from dolce and gabbana, dolce and cannabis, or just dolge

Dude you wanna smoke some dolge?

by Loopynuts October 26, 2007

Douce

A Douce:

Someone who believes their funny but isn’t.

Someone who copies others and try’s to imitate others but fails massively.

Someone who is normally the but of the joke

“Stop it Tel, you’re being a Douce!”

by Luke Tucker August 23, 2019

dooce

to be afflicted with constipation

"I shouldn't have eaten all that cheese. I am soooo dooced."

by Angela L. September 13, 2005

dolchie

a word to be used when swearing is prohibited in the location your at. For example if you are playing online poker and u want to call someone a douchebag/asshole. you use this word therefore they won't xxxx out the cusses you would have used. its more satisfying. that and the fact that most don't understand it.

I can't believe you called with thank junk draw you dolchie.

by jdbfci January 18, 2006