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One Direction

one direction is a UK based pop group who think they are a band, it consists of 5 members Harry, Louis , Zayn , Niall and some guy that looks like Harry. Also their fans hate presenter caroline flack because she has seen Harry's vagina
Fan Girl- One Direction are sooooo cool

Normal Person - Fuck off
by SeanSmithSucks January 1, 2012
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One Direction Affection

by Oo_Lala September 3, 2012
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One Direction Erection

When girls start throwing their panties and titties start popping out during a one direction concert. The guys on stage get a one direction erection.
I was at this One Direction concert and these girls took their tops off right in front of me.
I got a One Direction Erection right away.
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Distraction dance

While looking at someone distraction dance red killed you in comms and self reported
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Directioners

The absolute shittiest fan base to ever walk the planet. They're hated among the metal community for their horrid actions and hideous attitudes. Most Directioners question why no one likes them when it really is quite obvious.

Most Directioners like to think that they're funny by being rude and cruel to others, when really they're all just a bunch of butt hurt pre-pubescent twelvies. Most likely, if you act like a majority of Directioners, you probably need Jesus.
Directioners: Alex Gaskarth should kill himself because he's an emo fag.

Directioners: Mitch Lucker probably killed himself because he's a weak emo fag.

Directioners: Mitch's 5 year old daughter should kill herself because her dad was an emo fag.

Directioners: LET'S TREND #1DTOWARPED2013 TO PISS OFF ALL THE "SCENE" AND "EMO" KIDS

Everyone Else: Fuck you, you ignorant little twats.

Directioners: Why does everyone hate us?
by herpfagg0t January 5, 2013
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penis distraction syndrome

a phenomenon in which a male is unable to focus on any task at hand due to overwhelming thoughts of an attractive half naked female. The effect is synergistic with prolonged periods of blue balling.
ooh man i can't stop thinking about her in those pj's. i had a test but my penis distraction syndrome caused me to fail despite the 5 mins i spent preparing for the exam.
by niggman star33 October 6, 2011
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One Direction

The best band throughout the entire world! Made up of 5 incredibly gorgeus boys who have amazing humour and banter (Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan & Zayn Malik"
As a matter of fact the 5 boys are so damn sexy that the world may well end because we can't handle they're sexiness and amazing voices.
Directioner: "OMG! It's One Direction!!! THEY'RE SO FUCKIN SEXY! fkjwf qdhvbeuv i think i might die..."
by ThisIsDirectioner December 17, 2011
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