Dicklaration

When someone makes a false or temporary sentiment of love & commitment in order to convince their target of affection to sleep with them.

Katie asked Melissa, “why do men just tell us what they think we want to hear” to which Melissa replied, “because they make giant dicklarations to get you to sleep with them”.

by Shell Shock May 30, 2023

Dicklaration

When someone makes a false or temporary sentiment of love & commitment in order to convince their target of affection to sleep with them.

Katie asked Melissa, “why do men just tell us what they think we want to hear” to which Melissa replied, “because they make giant dicklarations to get you to sleep with them”.

by Shell Shock May 30, 2023

dickilepsy

just like epilepsy, you're dick is asleep during sex but awake when you are asleep you can cum

abg 1: my bf has dickilepsy
abg 2: might as well fuck him while he asleep then

by asianfasian June 10, 2023

Dickhole

When a cockroach crawls in yo Dickhole.

A bug crawled in my Dickhole and gave birth, that’s how I died.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

dicklargengly

GIANT COCK MY COCK IS GIANT COCK DICK LARGE PEPE BIG

WOW thats A dicklargengly!

by DICK LARGE PEPE BIG May 13, 2023

Dickhole daddy

Someone who has aids and has a dude inside his pee-hole.

“Hello! Dickhole daddy!”
Dickhole daddy: “hello!”

by ☆★Midas★☆ August 2, 2023

dickhole

the little hole at the end of your dick

I have a giant dickhole.

by mrinappropriate December 8, 2023