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Red Deer

place. Sparklingly clean, relatively disease free city cleverly placed between Edmonton and Calgary in the hub of the buried oil and dinosaurs belt. Home to many of the prettiest nurses on the planet and home to more country themed bars than is really sensible.

Red Deer was visited after the last ice-age by successive waves of paleolithic settlers who "kicked the tires" a bit but continued south to found empires in Mexico and Peru. Fur traders and cartographers such as Anthony Henday and David Thompson visited the area but also moved on. Finally a city was founded by Leonard Gaetz, a failed minister and successful land speculator who convinced the local natives to live in reduced circumstances to the west.

Oil is present in abundance and the wealth from it, and from grain growing, cheese production, gravel sifting, and ashphalt storage enriches the populace and makes them feel special ... very special.

Curling bonspiels, hockey tournaments, travelling to warmer climates and endlessly discussing ski wax keep the locals amused through the long cold winters.

Summers are filled with street art festivals featuring clown juggling and, often, heavy drinking.

The Red Deer river cuts through rocky strata that hold thousands of dinosaur fossils that begin to lose their magic after you have seen an eyefull.
Do you want to visit Red Deer and see the latest T. rex skeleton?

Is it a siamese twin or something, because otherwise I'd rather catch the sled dog race on TV.
by gnostic1 July 18, 2011
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determed

An incorrect pronunciation of determined, usually fucks up your entire day.
Josh is determed to help his customers despite the cost.
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determinant

A factor or item that has an affect on how something will turn out.
There are many determinants in war such as the supply of food and weapons to the troops.
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Deterrian

That Deterrian sure is nice
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Determined Dumbassery

A phrase used to describe a person who is extremely determined that they end up doing something stupidly past what they initially intended.
“He dared to point at sky and curse at god, not realizing he was facing the wrong way.”
“That, my friend, is what I like to call Determined Dumbassery.”
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DeerSmear

The droppings that originate from a Deer. The title fits more if said droppings are smeared.
"Thompson! Thompson! Come Quick! Look at all of this DeerSmear! What a feast this deer must've had!"
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Deerleg

The severed leg of a deer. Usually not the whole leg, it is almost always a section containing the animal's hoof. It is upstate New Jersey's answer to the cursed monkey paw, and represents an antagonist to the lucky rabbit foot.

In folklore, the deerleg will reappear to and haunt whomever finds it, even in their thoughts and dreams. It is a bad omen.
Friends of mine found the deerleg alone at an abandoned gas station in NJ during a road trip to a UFC event.
by JustinBer January 20, 2008
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