desklifter

An atractive lady teacher, who on bending over to pick up some chalk, can cause thirty desks to lift simutainiously.

My biology teacher. Corrrr!

by sideshow bob May 14, 2004

Deskual Intercourse

The act of sexual intercourse, when taking place on a piece of office furniture, primarily a desk.

Also seen as Dexual Intercourse

It was a great day until I walked in my boss having deskual intercourse in MY office!

by Ben "Dingo" F. July 2, 2008

desktop hoarder

Adjective: someone who leaves all their frequently used files on their computer desktop. This defeats the purpose of a background wallpaper and results in making you even less organized.

ex:

Jeff: hey Steve, what's your desktop background?

Steve: what background?

Jeff: dude, you can't even see it because your a desktop hoarder!

Steve: Dang! where did I put that file!?

by saywat? August 7, 2010

desktoped

When your desktop freezes while watching porn, causing you to quickly yank out the power cord.

Getting caught with the power cord in hand and pants down.

He got desktoped earlier by his parents. He had the computer cord in one hand and his boner in the other.

by SockLoyal123 April 25, 2014

dining el desko

eating lunch at your desk

Sorry cant meet you for lunch today , too much work to do so will be dining el desko

by Sandgroperchick February 18, 2009

desktop fairy

someone in a chatroom/anyone online/on your desktop othat says all the right things.

iheartpopmusic:your voice
desktop_fairy: is the soundtrack of my summer
iheartpopmusic: you are my desktop fairy! do you like oreos dipped in peanut butter?
desktop_fairy: OMG yess! You are my desktop fairy too! You make majical things happen!
iheartpopmusic: you spelled magical wrongly. but i didn't know how to spell it eather, before!!!

by a german ninja hele March 22, 2009

Deska

n. Unique , one of a kind . Derived from Gaia, goddess of the earth, she is strength, beauty, and one freakin' HOT MAMA!!

It is a rare thing to find a Deska in this world. She should be worshiped for the goddess she is!

by prettyhotmama February 5, 2010