desklifter
An atractive lady teacher, who on bending over to pick up some chalk, can cause thirty desks to lift simutainiously.
My biology teacher. Corrrr!
desklifter by sideshow bob May 14, 2004
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desk lifter
n. A rather fine young female teacher who, upon bending down to pick up the chalk can cause 30 desks to be raised simultaneously .
desk lifter by Rob Marliski November 7, 2008
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565 Deadlifter
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Guy 1: we have to gang r@pe anybody we know who deadlifts 565.
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Guy 1: we have to gang r@pe anybody we know who deadlifts 565.
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