desklifter 

An atractive lady teacher, who on bending over to pick up some chalk, can cause thirty desks to lift simutainiously.

My biology teacher. Corrrr!

desklifter by sideshow bob May 14, 2004

desk lifter 

n. A rather fine young female teacher who, upon bending down to pick up the chalk can cause 30 desks to be raised simultaneously .

That's what I go to school for! :D - A particularly bad song about a desk lifter

desk lifter by Rob Marliski November 7, 2008

Desplinter juice 

A slimy substance consisting of bear jiz, pine needles, and bacon grease which is said to have healing powers. Its natural habitat is in the Catskills Mountains but there have been reports of sightings in the slums of Newburgh.

Camper1: Dude that bear just ate my arm.

Camper2: Rub some Desplinter juice on it.

Desplinter juice by sunny dick September 3, 2012

565 Deadlifter 

On April 24th it is mandatory that if you have a friend that can deadlift 565 you have to gang r@pe him with your friends.

Guy 1: Hey man it’s April 24th national 565 deadlifter day do you know what that means?
Guy 2: I have no clue
Guy 1: we have to gang r@pe anybody we know who deadlifts 565.
Guy 2: let’s go then!

565 Deadlifter by Theextremelygoofyguy April 8, 2023