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diarrhea of the fingers

Quickly typing long and excessive statements when others usually abbreviate - usually over an instant or text message.
"I laughed at Stan's diarrhea of the fingers as he typed two paragraphs to me over AIM."
by pixieJen February 24, 2007
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explosive diarrhea

A severe, temporarily debilitating bowel condition which can have dire consequences for any and all parties involved.
E.D. is usually caused by the consumption of excessively spicy or rich foods and, often, alcohol. Symptoms include:

1. Unexpected and odd-sounding bowel movements
2. The feeling of immediate urgency to find a toilet
3. The passing of large amounts of liquid faeces, usually accompanied by large amounts of gas.

E.D. is often a worrying experience. On release of the pent-up gas, the contents of the rectum are projected with speed out of the anus and into the toilet pan. The force of this release is often remarkable, and large amounts of liquid faeces can be sprayed over a surprising area of porcelain.

Needless to say, E.D. is not a condition which is convenient to develop when you are A) camping, or B) in someone else's restaurant, or C) in a public lavatory.

There is no known remedy for the symptoms of E.D., except to avoid eating spicy food in the first place.
1. Last night's curry gave me the worst explosive diarrhea... The toilet was a right mess.

2. I had E.D. in a public toilet once... the janitor called the bomb squad
by Urban Dictionary June 20, 2006
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diarrhea

When your pissing out your asshole
Owch!! My stomach hurts so much! I think I need food... as I crawl towards my fridge and get my grape juice. . Then I crawl back to the couch and watch Pewdiepie(YouTube) and rumbling noises coming from my stomach. .... I run to the bathroom and I almost exploded off the toilet!!! Ahhhh, that felt good but theres more and its unpleasant i think i have .... diarrhea...:( this was lil jhonny's prospective, poor jhonny and I type this as I am on tha toilet sitting in the world of shitz!
by funny11yearold February 21, 2014
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Mental Diarrhea

Randomly spitting out too much information that's either relevant or irrelevant to the conversation
Person 1: "Do you know how antibiotics screw with your stomach because our normal gut flora lines our GI tract which protects us from other pathogens. So what the antibioitcs are doing is killing good bacteria in your stomach allowing bad bacteria to colonize. That is why most ppl who have been on antibiotics for too long get explosive diarrhea or clostridium difficile."

Person 2: Mental Diarrhea...
by PeaceOut123 October 24, 2011
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Diarrheafit

When you have diarrhea so bad that you sweat and have goosebumps for hours. Cannot leave home, let alone the toilet.
Julie: Dude, are you coming out tonight or not?

Emily: Na man, I've got the diarrheafit's so bad I can't get off the pot.
by jvongrill September 29, 2008
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diarrheactic

explosive diarrhea soothing lotion that you eat when you get terrible diarrhea
john: man, i really need a diarrheactic!

mandy: dude, why?

john: i ate way too much taco salad! it's either the diarrheactic or a diaper!
by clobrtgeesd August 8, 2010
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Diarrhea Wave

When you're explosively running wet shit from your ass and your feces reach the rim of the toilet and you reach the point where you are floating on your own shit.
John's shit seeped through the vents as he was riding the Diarrhea Wave.
by Nip tucker August 26, 2012
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