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by pixieJen February 24, 2007
Get the diarrhea of the fingers mug.A severe, temporarily debilitating bowel condition which can have dire consequences for any and all parties involved.
E.D. is usually caused by the consumption of excessively spicy or rich foods and, often, alcohol. Symptoms include:
1. Unexpected and odd-sounding bowel movements
2. The feeling of immediate urgency to find a toilet
3. The passing of large amounts of liquid faeces, usually accompanied by large amounts of gas.
E.D. is often a worrying experience. On release of the pent-up gas, the contents of the rectum are projected with speed out of the anus and into the toilet pan. The force of this release is often remarkable, and large amounts of liquid faeces can be sprayed over a surprising area of porcelain.
Needless to say, E.D. is not a condition which is convenient to develop when you are A) camping, or B) in someone else's restaurant, or C) in a public lavatory.
There is no known remedy for the symptoms of E.D., except to avoid eating spicy food in the first place.
E.D. is usually caused by the consumption of excessively spicy or rich foods and, often, alcohol. Symptoms include:
1. Unexpected and odd-sounding bowel movements
2. The feeling of immediate urgency to find a toilet
3. The passing of large amounts of liquid faeces, usually accompanied by large amounts of gas.
E.D. is often a worrying experience. On release of the pent-up gas, the contents of the rectum are projected with speed out of the anus and into the toilet pan. The force of this release is often remarkable, and large amounts of liquid faeces can be sprayed over a surprising area of porcelain.
Needless to say, E.D. is not a condition which is convenient to develop when you are A) camping, or B) in someone else's restaurant, or C) in a public lavatory.
There is no known remedy for the symptoms of E.D., except to avoid eating spicy food in the first place.
1. Last night's curry gave me the worst explosive diarrhea... The toilet was a right mess.
2. I had E.D. in a public toilet once... the janitor called the bomb squad
2. I had E.D. in a public toilet once... the janitor called the bomb squad
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Owch!! My stomach hurts so much! I think I need food... as I crawl towards my fridge and get my grape juice. . Then I crawl back to the couch and watch Pewdiepie(YouTube) and rumbling noises coming from my stomach. .... I run to the bathroom and I almost exploded off the toilet!!! Ahhhh, that felt good but theres more and its unpleasant i think i have .... diarrhea...:( this was lil jhonny's prospective, poor jhonny and I type this as I am on tha toilet sitting in the world of shitz!
by funny11yearold February 21, 2014
Get the diarrhea mug.Person 1: "Do you know how antibiotics screw with your stomach because our normal gut flora lines our GI tract which protects us from other pathogens. So what the antibioitcs are doing is killing good bacteria in your stomach allowing bad bacteria to colonize. That is why most ppl who have been on antibiotics for too long get explosive diarrhea or clostridium difficile."
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by PeaceOut123 October 24, 2011
Get the Mental Diarrhea mug.When you have diarrhea so bad that you sweat and have goosebumps for hours. Cannot leave home, let alone the toilet.
Julie: Dude, are you coming out tonight or not?
Emily: Na man, I've got the diarrheafit's so bad I can't get off the pot.
Emily: Na man, I've got the diarrheafit's so bad I can't get off the pot.
by jvongrill September 29, 2008
Get the Diarrheafit mug.john: man, i really need a diarrheactic!
mandy: dude, why?
john: i ate way too much taco salad! it's either the diarrheactic or a diaper!
mandy: dude, why?
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by clobrtgeesd August 8, 2010
Get the diarrheactic mug.When you're explosively running wet shit from your ass and your feces reach the rim of the toilet and you reach the point where you are floating on your own shit.
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