Chinese dragon

When a guy ejaculates into a girl's esophagus and hits her in the throat, causing her to cough the ejaculation through her nose.

Man, that German porn last night really showed a great Chinese dragon.

by Dark_Panda420 February 22, 2012

riding the dragon

To achieve a drug induced high through the use of heroin, usually for the first time.

Natalie calmly helped the man empty the syringe into his arm and with cloudy eyes said, "Soon you'll be riding the dragon."

by S. S. Smith January 1, 2007

Fuck you, I'm a dragon

A good come back for anything, anything at all. Although, you need to know the right way to pronounce this, with attitude. Feel free to add extras on the end.

Nathan: You're short and stubby
Michelle: Fuck you, I'm a dragon. Bitch.

by The dragonator January 21, 2011

dragon lady

Asian cougar who is in position of power usually as wife of a boss. Known to be skilled in primitive thinking behaviours such as manipulation and deception in order to fuck you over.

Don't fuck her, man. She's a Dragon Lady.

by ponte September 10, 2006

Dragon Tales

A story about two kids who go out of their house without their parents permission into a world where hours last mini seconds in human time. The world is full of fat dinosaurs with wings called 'dragons'. These 'dragons'

- sing songs 24/7
- are gay
- take children away from their parents

Dragon Tales is a reason 9/11 happened

by Withered Demon Rogue August 1, 2016

Dargan

The ruler of all humanity and everything that coexists with the human race.

All bow down to Dargan, the ruler of all.

Bow down and kiss Dargan's feet you underling.

by WordLord May 26, 2008

pancake dragon

When your sexual partner pours pancake mix into your asshole, and then as you continue to release it (either through flatulance or other more creative means) he /she will smack you and call you a roaring pancake dragon.

"Hey bro i just had some crazy mistress i met on craiglist give me the pancake dragon yesterday at denny's."

by NeighborPhil February 11, 2017