ponte's definitions

shrub

a young stoner in public school who has been a tobacco smoker for such a time that it has stunted his/her growth

Nelly is always hanging around with those shrubs at the breezeway. I think she might be doing weed now. Can Furtado even afford it?

by ponte September 17, 2008

dragon lady

Asian cougar who is in position of power usually as wife of a boss. Known to be skilled in primitive thinking behaviours such as manipulation and deception in order to fuck you over.

Don't fuck her, man. She's a Dragon Lady.

by ponte September 10, 2006

oreo

a small bit of cocaine, hash and cocaine sandwiched together and then usually placed between two hot knives with the resulting smoke inhaled

I got a little bit of coke if you want to do some oreos.

by ponte September 10, 2006

mind games

1. manipulative behaviour e.g. reverse psychology
2. predicting what will happen

Unfortunately, shitheads will sometimes mistake when a person is just simply predicting an unfortunate consequence due to a shithead's actions and accuse that person of "playing mind games."

See Mark McKinney from Kids in the Hall references to "mind games"

Hey man, don't play mind games, all right?

by ponte September 10, 2006

quad

4 hits of LSD on paper that usually have not been cut by scissors into individual hits

Don't handle the quad with your fingers or else you will absorb some of the LSD and reduce the strength of it. Use tweezers!

by ponte September 10, 2006

sucking dick

kissing your boss's ass usually so you won't get fired

You can either join the union or go on sucking dick.

by ponte September 10, 2006

Bitchcouver

slang term for Vancouver in British Columbia, Canada. So named because there is so little sunshine in Vancouver that most people are clinically depressed and thus bitching all the time.

God, I can tell you're from Bitchcouver.

by ponte September 10, 2006