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jesus tap dancing christ

Exclaiming Jesus and invoking his name in such a way, that it seems like a diplomatic approach.
Jesus tap dancing christ Martha ! Bertha just had twins, and they have 2 right feet.
by jeffbo April 29, 2009
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Jesus Tap Dancing Christ

A reason to shout out this word is..To be in utter Dismay, to see something so insanely intense, You'll shit bricks for a week, Handicapping you to walk like you have a dildo shoved up your ass.

Warning: Saying this word may cause you to tap dance uncontrollably, like how Bill Cosby says "God Dammit!", or "Jesus Christ!", even as much as how he slurs his speech, which sounds like he has a dildo shoved down his throat.
Little Sally: Hiya Little Billy!

Little Billy: Hey Sally!

*Sally gets Orbital nuked, while being eaten by the Kool-Aid Man*

Little Billy: Holy Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!

*Billy shits bricks, Tap-Dances home with dildo shoved up his ass, and tells parents about what happened to Sally which then causes a 'Brick-Shitting Chain Reaction*
by PwnCakez November 8, 2009
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lauren dancing

To dance by sticking out your exaggerated ghetto booty, and shake uncontrollably.
person 1: wow that girl out there is lauren dancing
person 2: i know right? were do you get a butt like that?
by 7876 June 22, 2010
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Dangling Leprechaun

When getting your salad tossed by a midget, you stand up suddenly trapping their head between your buttcheeks.
Dude 1:Remember that circus midget I was banging behind the big top?
Dude 2: Yeah
Dude 1: I totally got her with a dangling leprechaun, you should have seen her little legs kick!
by angrymidget January 28, 2011
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Fuck dancing party

A party where everybody gets naked and fuck dances.
To fuck dance a man and woman dance together naked with the man's pecker in the woman's pussy.
by Deep blue 2012 October 8, 2009
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darling

the most important thing to me in the world. very clueless but shes still awesome no matter what
Me: Hey Darling
Her: Hey sunshine
Me: Ur the best
Her: <3
by O-town beast December 26, 2008
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hxc dancing

a thoroughly idiotic-looking version of moshing. involves flailing of arms. also involves getting slaughtered if done at a metal gig.
hxc dancing:
Look at that fucking kid!!
*much blood and guts ensues*
by funnylittleman August 9, 2008
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