diction

the accent, inflection, intonation, and speech-sound quality manifested by an individual speaker, usually judged in terms of prevailing standards of acceptability; enunciation.

Not dick friction, dumbass.

We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk Late. We strike
Straight. We

Sing gin. We

Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We

Die soon.

-by Gwendolyn Brooks. Check out her use of word choice, i.e. diction.

by waaay smarter than you. October 13, 2009

The Marriam Webster Dictionary

An imaginary dictionary, created by the inventive minds who cannot spell Merriam-Webster.

The Marriam Webster Dictionary, if it existed, would probably contain words such as uneducated, illiterate, and bumpkin.

by Rodney Basil April 26, 2004

diction slap

When a person makes a grammatical error and you correct them

Robert: Hey Lisa I need to "ax" you a question
Lisa: Did you just say "ax"? I think you mean ask.
Guillermo: Dang Robert Lisa just diction slapped you

by mansour131 August 19, 2009

Urban Dictionary

A place where I write stupid things because I think I'm funny.

Have you seen his Urban Dictionary definition for "palm trees?" He thinks they were invented by polar bears. What an idiot!

by Fred the Wolf July 23, 2008

The worst Urban Dictionary definition. Ever.

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Oh...

by One day, i'll change the world July 10, 2010

URBAN DICTIONARY

The best fucking website on the entire fucking internet.

I used to ask my mom what expletives meant. Now I just use URBAN DICTIONARY, and it really saves my ass!

URBAN DICTIONARY is the fucking SHIT!

by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

Dictionazi

N. One who incessantly corrects others for misusing a word. (such as saying 'irony' when one should use 'coincidence') Similar to a Grammar Nazi, differing in that they don't correct spelling or sentence structure, only word usage.

Person 1:"I'd of done differently"
Person 2: " You obviously mean 'I'd have done differently."
Person 1:" Screw you, you bloody Dictionazi"

by hadomaru2 May 26, 2010