hitting a deer 

If you are on your way to get some poontang from RAH and you suck at driving, you're driving fast, and it's on a gravel road (which you're pretty screwed)you'll most likely wreck so then you have to tell your mommy you were in the process of "hitting a deer". So then everyone will make fun of you, and they know what truly happened and you have only owned your truck for a little over a week and then you have to pay $1,000 cuz you "hit a deer".

Man, have you heard about that Matt Osbourne guy. He supposedly "hit a deer". That's what he told his mommy cuz he sucked so bad at driving cuz he was trying to get some from RAH. What a fagel.

hitting a deer by Raymond Garcia April 7, 2005

Urban Deer Hunting 

An activity that takes place during the Christmas season in which lit up deer are placed in the front yards of houses and people go around the neighborhood and make them hump.Urban Deer Hunting is most often done by teenagers

Bella: Hey are we going T-Ping tonight?
Jessica: Hell No! We're going Urban Deer Hunting! C'mon Bella let's make some reindeer hump!

Urban Deer Hunting by Alayna2765 July 23, 2009

The Deer 

When you engage in the sexual act of putting a whole box of malted whoppers into another person's anus and have them fart the whoppers into your mouth like they're a deer shitting in the woods.

Yo you wont believe it, Becky let me do the deer to her last weekend!

The Deer by The Chuck finley January 8, 2020

Sajan Mody( A large Deer 

A man who frequently cheats and somehow gets away with it

Stop it Sajan Mody( A large Deer). No more coffee

Sajan Mody( A large Deer by AARYON December 31, 2017

Wounded Deer 

A Snail Trail performed while the actor is menstruating. Named for the resemblence the after-effect bears to blood tracks left by a wounded animal. Typically performed as an act of revenge or a practical joke, and rarely with the willing consent of the recipient.

My girlfriend was mad at me last night, so she gave me a wounded deer while I was sleeping and took a picture.

Wounded Deer by NL1981 October 27, 2011

The Deer Park 

Where a woman shoves a full bottle of deer park water up her rectum while a males penis is in her vagina. Most common among porn.

Because of the deer park, instead of only having a flappy pussy, she now has a flappy asscrack as well.

The Deer Park by fmasterp December 14, 2010

common deer 

to take from someone with a similar object or intrest by calling common deer

hey mike g. im gonna common deer that radio of yours because mine isnt working

common deer by mr sext time jacob walls the common deerer September 11, 2007