cumpire

A being of either genders that attacks you ball sack, sinks their teeth in and slurps the delicious bounty.... before/during/after a blow job..

Scott Barry: Damn...my sack is killing me from lasts night date.
John McKinley: What the hell happened last night and why is your crotch bloody?
Scott B: Damnit...I knew it...that bitch was a cumpire...AND I LIKE IT!!!!
Mark Byers: Yeah!!!!

by Captain James Tiberius Kirk October 23, 2008

Clump

The act of hitting someone

If that chief don't show up with my money he's gonna get a clump in da face ya know

by sy662 February 2, 2009

Culpepper

to slowly cook assorted meats in susbtances lacking FDA approval

This chicken tastes like its been culpeppered.

by Emeril March 11, 2003

Culpepper

v. To touch or caress someone else's woman in a familiar way.

I was talking to Marcus when I culpeppered fly-ass biatch.

by Honky Tonk March 11, 2003

cumpensation

n. The act of remunerating a woman (or man)'s efforts for jerking you off, sucking you off or having sex with you with white liquid compensation. Both men and women can do this

v. To ejaculate in response to the aforementioned acts.

Ursula wasn't a man, but she was just as readily able to cumpensate Richard for banging her into Kingdom Come.

Delta Tau Delta's fraternity has cumpensation stains all over the floor from last night's "Pimp and Ho" party.

by Mr. Pazzi January 20, 2011

Clumping

The act of dehydrating ones self before masturbation/intercourse, in order for your sperm to look like cottage cheese

Dude 1: Tom's mom told me the other day she was lactose intolerant but she loves cottage cheese.

Dude 2: So?

Dude 1: So I decided to give her a good clumping.

Dude 2: Gross!

by CommoDick September 12, 2011

Cump

When a man has not been laid in a very long time, and shoots a dump-sized load on his sexual partner.

Man, I hadn't gotten any in so long, I took a serious cump all over Kelly's back.

by mograbs October 27, 2011