Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

Jewish cucumber

When a male Fucks a Female up the ass and the girl shits in the boys mouth, proceeding the boy eats out the girl, then they fuck. :

Wow! Great Jewish Cucumber last night!

by Lynn Johnston May 14, 2008

cuchubi

the act of being awsome. the being of awsomlicius. somthing awsome.

that guy getting shot down the street from us us is so cuchubi

by dylan dowd June 4, 2008

Cucumber

A Mediocre Substitute for a Penis or Dildo

Cashier: Would you like one that's short but has lots of girth or one with length but no girth?
Slut: One Cucumber long and thick.

by TerBearDonCare May 22, 2015

Cuce

The white discharge excreted from a woman's vagina.

"How do you know your boyfriend's cheating on you ?"

"He comes home smelling like cuce. And we hadn't had sex fo a week, so it ain't mine !"

by Me August 1, 2008

cucumbersexpirot

a cucumber that pirots have sex with!

1.arg matie did you have sex with your cucumber last night?
2.yes then I ate it!
1.so your a cucumbersexpirot?
2. yes yes I am.

by flarganator July 22, 2011

Cucumber

Long and hard and has cum in the middle

Damm I really want a cucumber

by Brithney bitch May 18, 2018