The dried up left over residue on you wang after having sex your girl and not taking a shower that night.
by GOD 042078 October 25, 2006
As a insult in order to force them to be grossed out and wander off with pictures in their minds of a not-too-nice nature.
by aLLhAiLMeGaN July 20, 2004
When you spend all night buying pay-per-view pornos and rub the pope all night long. You eventually pass out and in the morning when you wake up your sheets are all crusty from your spooge.
Guy 1: Hey man what's going on?
Guy 2: Oh, you know, putting clean sheets on, dusting the mattress.
Guy 1: That's bullshit you spent all night jerkin it and now you have Morning Crust.
Guy 2: Oh, you know, putting clean sheets on, dusting the mattress.
Guy 1: That's bullshit you spent all night jerkin it and now you have Morning Crust.
by NewbCube June 20, 2007
On laundry day, the milky white flaky powder found in the crotch of a particularly sexual young lady.
by Alan October 02, 2004
Crusty ass preeti crust is crusty and doesn’t know hygiene and doesn’t shower and dusty and musty and musty and
by Bobber sack July 20, 2021
by Niggalodeon November 17, 2014
muffin crust - Slang used to describe a person who has a large midsection that is exposed and hangs over the top of her pants due to the fact that the pants are too small in the waistline. Named due to the fact that the fat hangs over in resemblance to the batter hanging over on a muffin. Also known as muffin top, crust, and just plain fat hanging over. Not to be confused with a midriff baring top that smaller women with a flat midsection wear to show off their abs.
e.g., Eeeewww. Look at the muffin crust on Chris. She needs to lose some weight or buy bigger pants. The must have run out of XXXL.
by Stephanie Comfort August 16, 2007