by Blonde Amazon April 20, 2016
A term to describe someone's embarrassingly small penis and claim that it is massive. - First described by @_james_3005. 2017
Chelsea "He has a massive penis, Chantelle told me yesterday after she slept with him"
Bradley "What? That lying bitch, she told me he had a crotch thumb!!"
Bradley "What? That lying bitch, she told me he had a crotch thumb!!"
by THESPITFIRES October 18, 2017
Sores around the genitals or the anus. Generally, reflective of a filthy, disease ridden individual and of the STD variety. However, may apply to non-STD sores like a good old fashioned fuckburn sore or other skin irritation.
Dude I couldn’t get out of the hotel room fast enough after that dirty whore dropped her panties and revealed a gold mine of crotch cankers.
She told me she has a few crotch cankers around her anus before I went down on her and ate that booty. She said they were just fuckburns from the dude she was with the day before.
I need to get to the doctor. I hooked up with Rachel last night. I was warned she had crotch cankers but didn’t sheath up. Now my balls are on fire and it stings when I pee.
She told me she has a few crotch cankers around her anus before I went down on her and ate that booty. She said they were just fuckburns from the dude she was with the day before.
I need to get to the doctor. I hooked up with Rachel last night. I was warned she had crotch cankers but didn’t sheath up. Now my balls are on fire and it stings when I pee.
by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018
Kara made mad crotch lettuce last week. Kara's short on cash so she's gonna go make some crotch lettuce tonight.
by Devonatorr February 23, 2009
by Ai Laik Octavia April 25, 2019
A woman with a vagina so used that it turns the inner walls into leather when not in use it gets hard like a leather glove but when wet it loosens up and mends like a wet leather glove
by intheknow337 April 22, 2015
Michael was riding his bike and heard Rupert's car pull along side him and yell "move it you dancing crotch"
by Willie El Perro May 02, 2011