by Arm Head June 1, 2018
Get the Crotch Flap mug.When a woman has both female (Cats) and male (Dogs) partners, making her a whore. Can also be used to define a STD that entails a cacophony of meows and barks emanating from her crotch-al region.
Dude did you see that chick? She was hot!" "No man, she plays both sides... a typical case of kennel crotch.
by Immortal Jellyfish October 3, 2010
Get the Kennel Crotch mug.A term to describe someone's embarrassingly small penis and claim that it is massive. - First described by @_james_3005. 2017
Chelsea "He has a massive penis, Chantelle told me yesterday after she slept with him"
Bradley "What? That lying bitch, she told me he had a crotch thumb!!"
Bradley "What? That lying bitch, she told me he had a crotch thumb!!"
by THESPITFIRES October 19, 2017
Get the Crotch Thumb mug.by Jim Hancock May 10, 2005
Get the Crotch-Knock mug.The person, male or female, that you hook up with between unsuccessful relationships. This person may or may not have feelings for you but is always there to fill the void between your loins when you need them.
Veronica: Hey Jenny maybe you and Scott really have something here! You always go back to him when things don’t workout with whoever you’re seeing.
Jenny: Nah, he’s a great emotional crotch though!
Jenny: Nah, he’s a great emotional crotch though!
by Markmywords88 December 27, 2015
Get the Emotional Crotch mug.Kara made mad crotch lettuce last week. Kara's short on cash so she's gonna go make some crotch lettuce tonight.
by Devonatorr February 22, 2009
Get the Crotch lettuce mug.When one's pubes grow out a couple of days after shaving. This results in them attaching to everything they come into contact with.
Susan knew she had a serious case of Velcro Crotch when she looked down to see Richard's beard attached to her nether regions.
by RueRueRue December 4, 2015
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